4 word movie reviews - possibly *NSFW*

[vegster]

For A Fistfull of Dollars.... lots of coffins built.

 

[Beach Hut]

Godfather - Death if you betray

 

[dougdeep]

Harry Potter. Bespectacled boy beats baddies.

 

[Dave the OAP]

DR no - bond beats Chinese baddy
Goldfinger - bond beats German baddy
For your eyes only - bond beats black baddy
Moonraker- bond beats French baddy
The man with the golden gun- bond beats English baddy
From Russia with love- bond beats Russian baddy
Etc etc

 

[Dave the OAP]

Sky fall - bond beats effeminate baddy

 

[Dave the OAP]

Blazing saddles - the Sherriifs a niiiiiiiiii
Or ...wedontneed no stinkeeeen badges

 

[dougdeep]

Edward Scissorhands. Depp is shear genius.

 

[TheJasperCo]

Django Unchained: Black man goes a-shooting.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Kill Bill Part 1 - Bill's not dead yet
Kill Bill Part 2 - now he's stone dead

 

[Beach Hut]

Reservoir Dogs - Ear horrifically cut off

 

[tinycowboy]

The Big Lebowski - The dude abides. Period.

Alpha Papa - Norwich radio siege resolved.

Juno - Schoolgirl has a baby.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Downfall: nazis pissed in bunker
Hunt for red October: Red October gets away

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Quadrophenia - A Way Of Life

 

[dougdeep]

Great Balls of Fire. Perv plays a piano.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

ET- Ugly ******* gets lost.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Star Wars Episode 1 - Jamaican alien ruins franchise.

 

[dougdeep]

The Doors. Drugged up poet dies.

 

[Country Seagull]

Threads: Sheffield goes bang + pisswoman

 

[dougdeep]

Zeppelin. What a let down.

 

[happypig]

Dambusters - Genius, Lancasters, Dams, BOOM!

Any James Bond - Saves world, shags bird

Spinal Tap - goes up to 11