***2013 World Hardest Creature Competition- ANIMAL BOWL VI***

[Stumpy Tim]

I just read that a polar bear can pull out a 1 ton beluga whale out of the water with it's jaws. A TON. IT'S JAWS.


I'm not sure that's enough, but it's the sort of stat that has got the bear to this final once again.

The croc is a dinosaur. That's all you need to know

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

I vote the Salt Water Crocodile.

Australia is one of the deadliest places in the world, yet despite that none there can pose a threat to it due to its physical make up.

Both Animals (croc and polar bear)are at the top of their food chains, but the polar bear doesn't live in one of the deadliest places on the planet (competition wise)

 

[Hotchilidog]

Gone for the Bear, but I won't complain about the croc winning it. Two very decent competitors and at least we are spared that ludicrous overgrown feather duster demeaning the whole competition.

 

[Bladders]

I vote the Salt Water Crocodile.

Australia is one of the deadliest places in the world, yet despite that none there can pose a threat to it due to its physical make up.

Both Animals (croc and polar bear)are at the top of their food chains, but the polar bear doesn't live in one of the deadliest places on the planet (competition wise)

In fairness, I would back myself to survive longer in the Outback than the Arctic. At least 5 minutes longer, plus I'd die with a nice tan in the outback. .

 

[narly101]

Very tough final this year. Glad the chicken never made it to the final, would have abstained if it had.

Still not quite sure which would win to be honest. On one hand Jeremy Beadle has a tiny cock, but on the other.....

 

[jimhigham]

Team Croc!

I put this one down to predators in its own environment. While the polar bear is undeniably hard it has little competitors while the croc continues to fight its corner in a region jam packed with predators.

 

[SeagullSongs]

Easy for me. A face you could cuddle, but a body built to kill. Clever, cunning snow loving bastard of a creature.

You look at the croc and you run a mile. And he ain't catching you. Nice teeth, but shame about the face.

Oh really? Crocodiles can run at up to 17km/h.

 

[Bold Seagull]

Polar Bears are cute, if you see them in a zoo, just climb a couple of barriers as it's worth trying to get a close up shot...



The only shame I guess is Binky didn't manage to get the stupid bitches entire leg!!! Ha, and yes guys, those branches are really going to put the Polar Bear off aren't they!

 

[Simster]

The croc is a dinosaur. That's all you need to know

I think at this stage, the longevity of the croc is what it gives it the edge in my book, but it's really far from decided. My vote is yet to be cast and those bear jaws impress me, as does this week's BBC footage of a polar bear clearly trying to EAT a bloke couped up in a plastic box for a solid five hours. With a croc, you get the impression he'd get bored and slope off back into his mudpool and wait for a stupid wildebeast to walk by and eat that instead.

BBC News - Wildlife film-makers close call with a polar bear



There was also the footage of that THICK German woman at one of their zoos who thought the Polar Bear looked cute, so went over the barriers up to the cage. The result was that the bear poked his claws out through the grill and had this idiot woman pinned to the barrier whilst he worked out how he was going to EAT said woman.

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HARD.

 

[Bold Seagull]

do we link fingers now and say 'jinx'!?

 

[Simster]

do we link fingers now and say 'jinx'!?

Yes. Apparently I now have to say your name three times (according to my 9 year old daughter)

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

This final is like the 1970's Ajax side taking on the current Barca side. Ridiculously good final.

 

[SeagullSongs]

This final is like the 1970's Ajax side taking on the current Barca side. Ridiculously good final.

I think it's more a Bradford City vs Swansea City final, personally.

 

[Ali_rrr]

Not voting. Cassowary or Honey Badger should be in the final.

 

[Mellotron]

Low voter turnout for the final, blimey.

 

[Mellotron]

I think it's more a Bradford City vs Swansea City final, personally.

This.

If we're going to judge how hard things are by their achievements and what they can DO, regardless of size, humans would walk this competition every single year.

 

[Kazenga <3]

this will be my final year as Competition Commissioner by the way ladies and Gentlemen.....I wish my successor all the joy in the world.

I'd be more than willing to take up the mantle. This competition needs bringing into the modern era and I've got a couple of contacts I could call upon to establish sponsorship deals etc.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Finally settled on Polar. When it's mental it is PROPER mental.

 

[Bladders]

This.

If we're going to judge how hard things are by their achievements and what they can DO, regardless of size, humans would walk this competition every single year.

In fairness the majority of animals only kill other animals for food not because it eyed up his bird from across the jungle.

Pound for pound I'd say certain insects were the hardest on the planet.

 

[Mellotron]

In fairness the majority of animals only kill other animals for food not because it eyed up his bird from across the jungle.

Pound for pound I'd say certain insects were the hardest on the planet.

So why didn't you push more for those? Seeing as "pound for pound" is the point of this entire competition?