***2013 World Hardest Creature Competition- ANIMAL BOWL VI***

[Simster]

Boycotting, No Cassowary.

Similarly, I am boycotting watching the 2014 World Cup Final at the Maracana unless Wales make it.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

this will be my final year as Competition Commissioner by the way ladies and Gentlemen.....I wish my successor all the joy in the world.

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Tasmanian Devil
GRRRR !!!

 

[OurPrice]

The polar bear does look very cuddly; so on that basis it has to be the more menacing Croc for me - despite the obvious drawbacks of it being slow and apparently easy to disable via the tying up of its snappy mouth... Don't they also roll you over repeatedly in the water once they have a hold of you, crushing you whilst drowning also? Evil, evil c-units the lot of them. So, yes, defo croc for me

 

[Munkfish]

TEAM CASSOWARY. i feel it was a good year for us, we need to build for next year and see if we can get to the final and give the people what they really want

However do not boycott the final becuase of it, that just shows bad sportsmanship, pick a side and back it all the way.

Im going for the Croc, I f***ing hate bears, they are GAY.

 

[algie]

This poll will close on 14-01-2013 at 13:40.

Thank god for that. I hate these shitty threads.

 

[JCL - the new kid in town]

this will be my final year as Competition Commissioner by the way ladies and Gentlemen.....I wish my successor all the joy in the world.

does that mean the end of it or is someone willing to step into your big shoes?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Bloody hell. I tell you what guys. I'm NOT enjoying this.

I am in turmoil. HOW am I meant to pick between these two? Abstaining is for the weak who do not appreciate the right to vote.

Do I go for the CROC? He's basically a dinosaur. He looks f***ing scary. He is f***ing scary and he would cause you damage.

But then there's the BEAR. He excels under the false vision that he is cute and cuddly. He will lure you in and literally RIP you to pieces.

This is tough. Do I go for the hard looking, hard acting one or does my vote go to the one who can turn from cute to mental at a flip of a switch?

I'm going to have to take my time here.

 

[Bladders]

Mmm tough. I've been a big supporter of both.

If I'm 30ft from a Croc I'm feeling pretty safe. 30 ft from a Polar Bear and I'm his lunch.

I know its not a straight up fight but if it were I would still lean towards the bear as they are pretty relentless, and even with the Croc snapping at it I don't think that would deter it.

Polar Bear for me.


EDIT..................I think.

 

[Cullip4]

I am spoiling my vote due to the lack of Cassowary! In fact I think a dirty protest is on the cards!

Handbag vs Rug nobody really cares!!

I am thinking of capturing a Cassowary and then antagonising for a few months (this will be shown monthly on the big screen at the amex through the use of a montage) before releasing it into the away concourse prior to the Palace game, the resulting carnage should hopefully result in a bye to next years final!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

does that mean the end of it or is someone willing to step into your big shoes?

i'd be more than willing to pass on the baton....would hate for this glorious contest to cease

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Thank god for that. I hate these shitty threads.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vYuaydnifAM/TarVC6qPtAI/AAAAAAAADP4/DCYAkT-x-pc/s400/not-a-single-f***-was-given-that-day.gif

 

[Badger]

this will be my final year as Competition Commissioner by the way ladies and Gentlemen.....I wish my successor all the joy in the world.

Hopefully your successor won't make the mistake of putting some of the matches on over a weekend...

Croc for me, it's his year I think.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

I've done some research and I'm going CROC

 

[madinthehead]

http://carnivoraforum.com/topic/9344927/1/

 

[Dr Q]

You get Crocodile Farms, you don't get Polar Bear Farms.

Nuff said, BEAR!

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

this will be my final year as Competition Commissioner by the way ladies and Gentlemen.....I wish my successor all the joy in the world.

Really? That's a shame. You took on the mantle and pushed what was a decent if small competition into the mega blockbuster it is today. Top work!

You can join me in the highly exclusive WHC former presidents club.

I hope whoever takes it on maintains its fine traditions.

 

[strings]

Farce. What happened to the Colossal Squid?

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

As for this EPIC final, (polar)bear in mind that if the temperature rises by a few more degrees the Polar Bear will be f***ed. The croc on the other hand can roll with any kind of climatic blow the weather gods send his way. 300million years and stil going strong. 80million years in his current form.

Plus, the croc has his own trdemarked killing move in THE DEATH ROLL. That's pretty hard.

 

[Simster]

I just read that a polar bear can pull out a 1 ton beluga whale out of the water with it's jaws. A TON. IT'S JAWS.


I'm not sure that's enough, but it's the sort of stat that has got the bear to this final once again.