2012 World's Hardest Creature Competition, Semi Final Orca vs Honey Badger
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turienzo's lovechild
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- Oct 25, 2003
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Guy Fawkes is absolutely superb at this
MattBackHome
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Yeah they got a lot of respect from the Honey Badger campaign party.
MattBackHome
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To your other point - The same page also details a 15minute BATTLE with a 3 metre python which firstly became badly mutilated, then dead, then dinner for the Honey Badger.
Fitzcarraldo
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The fact that they get in over their heads is down to their PATHETIC size.
The badgeristas have been gerrymandering the rules of this contest to suit the Honey Badger. Saying its the hardest creature because it is pound for pound hard is like saying if I had more money I would be the richest man in the world. But you don't. So you're not. You have to make do with what size you are and being a MINISCULE rodent does not lend itself to being HARD.
The ORCA is KING of the oceans. The Honey Badger is not king of it's natural habitat. It's not even PRINCE. The ORCA would probably even win in a fight against the Honey Rat on DRY land as the Rat would go for the castration only to have a TWO TON tail SPLAT it into oblivion.
The badgeristas have been gerrymandering the rules of this contest to suit the Honey Badger. Saying its the hardest creature because it is pound for pound hard is like saying if I had more money I would be the richest man in the world. But you don't. So you're not. You have to make do with what size you are and being a MINISCULE rodent does not lend itself to being HARD.
The ORCA is KING of the oceans. The Honey Badger is not king of it's natural habitat. It's not even PRINCE. The ORCA would probably even win in a fight against the Honey Rat on DRY land as the Rat would go for the castration only to have a TWO TON tail SPLAT it into oblivion.
MattBackHome
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The anti-badger brigade are ignoring the FACTS here.
Mendoza
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what like you dropped the word HONEY in a bid to make the honey badger sound HARD, where in fact HONEY is a Mariah Carey song
MattBackHome
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You're completely ignoring what the HOST of the tournament has laid down as rules. It IS about pound for pound.
Otherwise we'd just work out SCIENTIFICALLY which was hardest and it would be the same winner every single year (the human). How boring would that be?
This is about who's the most utterly insanely fuckmental.
Lord Bamber
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Is an Orca a Whale or a Dolphin
The Orca is actually categorized as a dolphin. This is because dolphins are a sub-category of a sub-category of whales. This makes all dolphins whales, but it is necessary to note that not all whales are dolphins. ( Like the "All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares" theory ) The Orca, or Killer whale as it was errantly named, is in fact, a dolphin. It is the largest of the dolphins. Links to the relevant Wikipedia articles are provided below.
Scientifically, the Orca is a dolphin. It is a member of the family of whales called delphinidae, the dolphin family. In this family you will find the bottle-nose, common, and Hector's dolphins. Take a look at the shape of the Hector's dolphin and you'll see that the Orca looks more like it than any of the larger species of whale.
Read more: Is the Orca a whale or a dolphin
So there you have it. This semi final is the Honey Badger V The Dolphin. Where are people championing the lovely friendly Dolphin
The Orca is actually categorized as a dolphin. This is because dolphins are a sub-category of a sub-category of whales. This makes all dolphins whales, but it is necessary to note that not all whales are dolphins. ( Like the "All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares" theory ) The Orca, or Killer whale as it was errantly named, is in fact, a dolphin. It is the largest of the dolphins. Links to the relevant Wikipedia articles are provided below.
Scientifically, the Orca is a dolphin. It is a member of the family of whales called delphinidae, the dolphin family. In this family you will find the bottle-nose, common, and Hector's dolphins. Take a look at the shape of the Hector's dolphin and you'll see that the Orca looks more like it than any of the larger species of whale.
Read more: Is the Orca a whale or a dolphin
So there you have it. This semi final is the Honey Badger V The Dolphin. Where are people championing the lovely friendly Dolphin
In fact, I have just read Wiki where is does indeed say the Honey Badger doesn't really belong in the badger family, so I apologise for referring to the Honey Badger as a badger. It is in fact closer to the WEASEL family. That's right, the WEASEL family. The same very word spread around the school playground when referring to someone who is WEAK.
Comes as no surprise. It's a bit like scowling at a lion, immediately running off and then TELLING everyone how you stood up to it, and bit it's knackers off.
Weasel antics.
Buzzer
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That'll explain the Palace colours on that teddy bear.
Hillian1
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Go Orca, poofy little weasel only got this far because it ducked the Orca in a previous round.
It should be eliminated from next year.
It should be eliminated from next year.
MattBackHome
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Roll on 2013: The Year of the Honey Badger