2010 World's Hardest Creature, Ferocious Four Round, Crocodile vs Honey Badger

[Scotty Mac]

this man was, inspired by the rock hard honey badger, attempting to give a croc kiss. needless to say, the crocodile didnt react in the same hard manner as the honey badger, instead leaping from the water and attempting to rip the man in half

 

[Scotty Mac]

here we see a man in the wild with a honey badger - oh wait, its either dead or asleep

 

[The Wizard]

Scotty, your plans are backfiring badly, when you started posting the badger was 8 behind...its now 3.. keep going!

 

[HseagullsH]

if your definition of hard is of a creature that hisses then LEGS it, then by all means vote for the honey badger.

if, however, you are not a dribbling spastic and realise that any animal who outsurvives the dinosaurs and completely discount this ludicrous argument about honey badgers going after things BIGGER than them as crocs do EXACTLY the same when they attack hippos, cattle and various other food sources AND win, then you will vote for the king of africa, the crocodile

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"im well hard, i run away hissing at animals"

You aren't good at selling your point. You've just shown a video where the honey badger, which is about an eighth of the size of the leopard, climbs a tree and steals the leopards food whilst hissing and scaring the leopard from attacking.

It is HARD.

The way it also takes all those bee stings for a taste of its favourite food is also HARD.

The Honey Badger will win this semi final for sure!

 

[HseagullsH]

"I am a Crocodile, the King of the Sea. Now put me down, ok?"

 

[seagullsoverlincoln]

When I was in Botswana,the local guides said that the Honey Badger was the only
animal that they were scared of. One of them had a scar from a croc bite but was not
particularly scared by crocs but would never go anywhere near a honey badger.
This animal is completely psychotic

 

[GNF on Tour]

Either way, as long as the actual hardest creature wins it, I'm happy.

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unless its a Great White Shark........

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

How is the badger winning? Are people not thinking when they're voting?

Yes, the badger is hard. It'll go anywhere for food and will have a go at pretty much anything. It's got balls of steel. But it's NOT harder than the croc. Here's why(again...)

1)The croc is a cousin of the Dinosaurs but OUTLIVED them. That's right when the most fearsome killing machines the world has ever seen were wiped out by a huge meteor crashing into the earth and creating a kind of nuclear winter the crocodile SURVIVED. If that's not hard, what the hell is?!
1-0 croc. The hb has never mixed it with the dinosaurs let alone outlived them.

2)The crocodile can sustain injuries that would leave other animals dead and can carry on as if nothing has happened.
2-0 croc. If the hb loses a limb(or it's JAW!) it's game over for the little fella.

3)It is equally deadly on land or in water.
3-0croc. I'm yet to see the badger show it's fighting spirit on anything other than land.

4)It can go a YEAR without food.
4-0croc. The badger would be dead within weeks, if not days.

5)Can survive in both hot and cold climates.
Can the badger?

6)It's highly adaptable and a fearsomely quick learner.
5-0 croc. Does the badger have any other tactics than all out brawling? If the badger can't topple the croc in it's initial attack it's got no chance and bearing in mind the kind of injuries the croc can sustain and still continue the badger has very little chance of winning on it's initial attack

Essentially the croc has pretty much everything it needs to take on anything in the world and win. It's basically the S.A.S of the animal world. The badger is a gutsy puncher. If he was a boxer he'd be the one that comes out swinging, goes down swinging, gets up swinging and goes down swinging again. But really, is that honestly enough to kill a member of the S.A.S?!

The croc:

the honeybadger:

 

[GNF on Tour]

I sense that "Badgergate" could be the most controversial and fan-splitting episode since the shameful sacking of Dean Wilkins.

This could SPLIT the Albion fanbase (all 73 of us).

 

[shoreham moonraker]

I have never heard that geordie wanker Jimmy Nail sing a song about Honey Badger shoes, have you?

 

[The Wizard]

PAH, you call this HARD?

Honey Badgers on the other hand...

'Adult honey badgers rarely serve as prey for pythons, wolves, bears, lions, tigers and leopards; their ferocity and thick, loose skin makes it difficult to grip or suffocate them. It is able to twist inside its own skin and bite whatever is holding it.'

 

[HseagullsH]

Completely level with 12 hours to go.

This is going to be a WALK in the park for the Honey Badger

 

[Mellotron]

How is the badger winning? Are people not thinking when they're voting?

With your big list, you are proving my point! The croc has EVERYTHING at it's disposal, thus it's all EASY for him. If it's EASY for him, how is it "hard"?

If we were talking about who was literally the best equipped, the Human would win this contest by a absolute country mile, so it's pointless listing everything the croc has.

The croc doesn't take on elephants and win. That's the equivalent of what the Honey Badger does. He is just HARDER.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i think it's very unfair to judge a creature based on what it's like in captivity

by the WAY

 

[Andrew]

badger is leading

Thomas will there be a 3rd place play off?

EDIT- Happy now?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

badger is leading

turienzo's lovechild will there be a 3rd place play off?

why are you referring to me by my name on here when you're my brother you fool


and no, no there won't be.......first is first, second is nowhere

 

[Andrew]

why are you referring to me by my name on here when you're my brother you fool


and no, no there won't be.......first is first, second is nowhere

step brother, actually.

ok then.

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

If the badger beats a croc then I will not be casting anymore votes in this obviously floored competition. It will become a complete farce.

 

[The Wizard]

If the badger beats a croc then I will not be casting anymore votes in this obviously floored competition. It will become a complete farce.

'Waaaaahhh, WAHHHHH'

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

by the way, ANIMAL BOWL III will be this SUNDAY, which gives you one whole day to draw breath, get your minds together before the big one

gary glitter will be performing at the half time show