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2010 World's Hardest Creature, Ferocious Four Round, Crocodile vs Honey Badger
- Thread starter turienzo's lovechild
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How the hell did the badger beat the shark? redicudonk.
Because this is a world's HARDEST creature contest. What has the shark ever done that is HARD?
As someone said before, the Honey Badger is basically Begbie from Trainspotting. Absolutely FRUITCAKE MENTAL HARD.
The Wizard
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- Jul 2, 2009
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Stop going on about cheating you fruitcake, only one of the badger voters in the previous round was a new user (that being the honey badger himself)...cheated my arse.
You reckon there was cheating? funny how it got a shed loads of votes just before voting closed on the last two rounds
Either way, as long as the actual hardest creature wins it, I'm happy.
Although even to get to the last 4 is a pretty good achievement, seeing as quite a few people don't seem to understand the definition of being hard around here.
What's harder, a little bloke taking on a massive bloke and winning, or a massive bloke taking on a little bloke and winning? Hmm.
Although even to get to the last 4 is a pretty good achievement, seeing as quite a few people don't seem to understand the definition of being hard around here.
What's harder, a little bloke taking on a massive bloke and winning, or a massive bloke taking on a little bloke and winning? Hmm.
shoreham moonraker
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im going to vote badger but not until 10 minutes before the poll closes just to shroud it in controversy 
The Wizard
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- Jul 2, 2009
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im going to vote badger but not until 10 minutes before the poll closes just to shroud it in controversy
Garry Nelson's Left Foot
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For me, this is where the honeybadger story ends. I know the hb is a feisty little headmental but I feel the croc has enough in it's locker to win.
1)The croc is a cousin of the dinosaur. However, the croc was able to survive the cataclysmic event that wiped out the dinosaurs. That right there ladies and gents is pretty damn hard, but I'm not finished.
2)They are INCREDIBLY tough. Croc expert Dr. James Perran Ross says:
''The immune systems of crocodiles, for instance, are just incredible. They can sustain the most frightful injuries.
In territorial fights they commonly tear each other's legs off. They go away and sulk for awhile and seem to heal up. You often find animals in the wild with missing limbs, missing tails—what must have been very serious injuries. I found one in the wild with the whole of its lower jaw torn off, all healed up and swimming around. It was a bit skinny but had obviously survived that very traumatic event.''
3)They are amazingly adaptable. No species of croc has gone extint while humans have been the dominant animal on earth. The reason? Here's Dr. J.P Ross again:
''crocodiles learn quickly and adapt to changes in their situation. They particularly learn to avoid dangerous situations very quickly. For research purposes, we find that we often have to change capture techniques, because it's very hard to catch them with the same trick twice.''
In fact, I'm going to let the expert take it away from here:
4) A nuclear-winter, meteor-impact scenario... It would be dark all the time—that apparently doesn't bother alligators. Dead stuff would be falling in the water as the rest of the fauna succumbed to the collapse of the food chain. The crocodiles conceivably were big enough to survive through that and under conditions that most other organisms couldn't tolerate.
5)they have an awesome capacity to deal with starvation. There are numerous examples of animals not feeding for an entire year. They become desperately thin, but they're still active and are perfectly capable of feeding when food appears.
6)Crocodiles, for all their ability to get their body temperature up when they have sunlight, do very well at low body temperature in the darkness.
That package is just too much for the honeybadger to handle. He'd have a good go and wouldn't go down without a fight but ultimately, he'd be the loser.
Crocodile to make his third succesive final.
1)The croc is a cousin of the dinosaur. However, the croc was able to survive the cataclysmic event that wiped out the dinosaurs. That right there ladies and gents is pretty damn hard, but I'm not finished.
2)They are INCREDIBLY tough. Croc expert Dr. James Perran Ross says:
''The immune systems of crocodiles, for instance, are just incredible. They can sustain the most frightful injuries.
In territorial fights they commonly tear each other's legs off. They go away and sulk for awhile and seem to heal up. You often find animals in the wild with missing limbs, missing tails—what must have been very serious injuries. I found one in the wild with the whole of its lower jaw torn off, all healed up and swimming around. It was a bit skinny but had obviously survived that very traumatic event.''
3)They are amazingly adaptable. No species of croc has gone extint while humans have been the dominant animal on earth. The reason? Here's Dr. J.P Ross again:
''crocodiles learn quickly and adapt to changes in their situation. They particularly learn to avoid dangerous situations very quickly. For research purposes, we find that we often have to change capture techniques, because it's very hard to catch them with the same trick twice.''
In fact, I'm going to let the expert take it away from here:
4) A nuclear-winter, meteor-impact scenario... It would be dark all the time—that apparently doesn't bother alligators. Dead stuff would be falling in the water as the rest of the fauna succumbed to the collapse of the food chain. The crocodiles conceivably were big enough to survive through that and under conditions that most other organisms couldn't tolerate.
5)they have an awesome capacity to deal with starvation. There are numerous examples of animals not feeding for an entire year. They become desperately thin, but they're still active and are perfectly capable of feeding when food appears.
6)Crocodiles, for all their ability to get their body temperature up when they have sunlight, do very well at low body temperature in the darkness.
That package is just too much for the honeybadger to handle. He'd have a good go and wouldn't go down without a fight but ultimately, he'd be the loser.
Crocodile to make his third succesive final.
If a badger ever came face to face with a croc, it would come down to one thing - whether or not the croc was hungry.
A bit like the GWS v the badger really, except that the badger is too much of a ponce to get in the water obviously.
Again, I think you are misunderstanding the meaning of the word "hard". It's all relative, otherwise HUMAN would win this tournament comfortably every time, obviously.
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Twinkle Toes
Growing old disgracefully
This competition is now completely meaningless due to shameful POLL-FIXING in the last round. I'm not playing anymore, so there.
Oh, & you can stick your cheating little badger up yer arse.
Oh, & you can stick your cheating little badger up yer arse.
turienzo's lovechild
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i still wanna know where all these EVIL accusations of cheating have come from
Garry Nelson's Left Foot
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It seems that the honeybadger is the marmite competitor. When he's been knocked out in previous years the hb mafiosa have thrown a hissy fit, and now that he's got to the semi's the anti-hb's are throwing their toys out their pram whilst keeping all the sour grapes very much IN the pram.
FLOG GNAW
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If they were both the same size the Badger would wipe the floor with the Croc (and the shark.) Big people aren't always hard.
Who would you rather was on your side in a fight.
Peter Crouch? (19ft 6)
or Danny Mills? (5ft10)
Who would you rather was on your side in a fight.
Peter Crouch? (19ft 6)
or Danny Mills? (5ft10)
If they were both the same size the Badger would wipe the floor with the Croc (and the shark.) Big people aren't always hard.
Who would you rather was on your side in a fight.
Peter Crouch? (19ft 6)
or Danny Mills? (5ft10)
Danny Mills
Garry Nelson's Left Foot
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If they were both the same size the Badger would wipe the floor with the Croc (and the shark.) Big people aren't always hard.
Who would you rather was on your side in a fight.
Peter Crouch? (19ft 6)
comparing peter crouch to the crocodile is one of the most RIDICULOUS arguments I've yet seen in the entire history of the worlds hardest creature!
Look at the croc facts, they speak for themselves. The croc is harder than the honeybadger. Full stop. Period. Whatever.