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Childish rhymes - Please contribute
- Thread starter Sonic
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mejonaNO12 aka riskit
Well-known member
they are shit, bhafc.net
mejona will win the spoon, i bet
taxi please.
the best childish one is about batman and robin to jingle bells tune, cant be arsed to write it all though!
mejona will win the spoon, i bet
taxi please.
the best childish one is about batman and robin to jingle bells tune, cant be arsed to write it all though!
The Large One
Who's Next?
We break up, we break down
We don't care if the school falls down
No more English, no more French
No more sitting on the old bench
If the teacher re-appears
Lay her down and box her ears
If that does to serve her right
Blow her up with dynamite
We don't care if the school falls down
No more English, no more French
No more sitting on the old bench
If the teacher re-appears
Lay her down and box her ears
If that does to serve her right
Blow her up with dynamite
bhaexpress
New member
There was a young lady from Tottenham
Whose manners you'd think she'd forgotten them
One day at the Vicars
She took off her knickers
Because she said she was hot in 'em.
Whose manners you'd think she'd forgotten them
One day at the Vicars
She took off her knickers
Because she said she was hot in 'em.
Braders
Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
fatty and skinny went to bed
fatty blew off and skinny was dead
fatty blew off and skinny was dead
The Large One
Who's Next?
Skinny said to Fatty 'ooh arent you a slob
'Your tum is such a floppy one, it must obscure your nob
'Doesn't that annoy you when you're on the job?
Said Fatty, 'I'm a girlie', and punched him in the gob.
'Your tum is such a floppy one, it must obscure your nob
'Doesn't that annoy you when you're on the job?
Said Fatty, 'I'm a girlie', and punched him in the gob.
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Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Make up, make up
Never ever break up
If you do you'll catch the flu
And that will be the end of you.
Never ever break up
If you do you'll catch the flu
And that will be the end of you.
Lammy
Registered Abuser
Totally unPC but here goes... (remember I was a child at the time)
Ching Chong Chinaman went to milk a cow
Ching Chong Chinaman didn't know how
Ching Chong Chinaman pulled the wrong tit
Ching Chong Chinaman got covered in ****
(for added effect you may wish to pull ones eye lids into the 'japs eye" position)
Ching Chong Chinaman went to milk a cow
Ching Chong Chinaman didn't know how
Ching Chong Chinaman pulled the wrong tit
Ching Chong Chinaman got covered in ****
(for added effect you may wish to pull ones eye lids into the 'japs eye" position)
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,630
Scooby Dooby Doo
Did a poo
In one of Shaggy's slippers
Shaggy put it on
What a pong
It made him shake and shiver.
A primary school classic
Did a poo
In one of Shaggy's slippers
Shaggy put it on
What a pong
It made him shake and shiver.
A primary school classic
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Whaddya mean "playground" ?Sonic said:
I had to use that to calm down a couple of mates when one of them caught the other one looking at his pint.
AmexRuislip
Retired Spy 🕵️♂️
Old mother Hubbard went to her cupboard, to get her poor doggy a bone.
As she bent over,
Up stepped Rover,
And gave her a bone of his own.
As she bent over,
Up stepped Rover,
And gave her a bone of his own.
Algernon
Well-known member
Milk milk lemonade.
Round the corner chocolate's made.
Isn't it a pity that the lady in the city got a hitty on the titty with a hard boiled egg.
Round the corner chocolate's made.
Isn't it a pity that the lady in the city got a hitty on the titty with a hard boiled egg.
There once was a man from Nantucket...but the stories about him were a gross exaggeration.
AmexRuislip
Retired Spy 🕵️♂️
I'll probably go to hell for this, oh well.
Dyslexic nursery rhyme:
Old MacDonald had a farm
Z B Q D Y............
Dyslexic nursery rhyme:
Old MacDonald had a farm
Z B Q D Y............
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
To the tune of TV show "Out of Town" (with Jack Hargreaves);
Say what you will,
school dinners make you ill.
I know someone who died of Shepherd's Pie.
And school din-dins,
come from pig-bins,
Ouuuut of town!
Say what you will,
school dinners make you ill.
I know someone who died of Shepherd's Pie.
And school din-dins,
come from pig-bins,
Ouuuut of town!
Only ever knew the first two lines of that!
Pevenseagull
meh
- Jul 20, 2003
- 20,680
Something along the lines of
Jesus Christ
Did a skid
Knackered his balls
On a dustbin lid
Jesus Christ
Did a skid
Knackered his balls
On a dustbin lid