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  1. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Huge driving test scam uncovered

    The only ID I provided to get my a provisional licence was my NUS card from sixth form college. I could have bought one of those for about a fiver.
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    Least rewarding thing you've ever done to your parents?

    Saw the other thread and felt left out cos I haven't got any kids. I managed to get my dad prosecuted for TV licence evasion. Picture the scene when the licence inspector woman knocks on the door. Her: "Hello Mr Ofpevenseybay, why haven't you got a TV licence?" Him: "Because we haven't got a...
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    Funny Question Asked at club shop

    It could be some ropey radio journalists preparing "reaction" material for the Falmer decision -- with instant "yes" and "no" voxpops ready to go. However, it's a bit of a rubbish way of doing it. If it actually is a "no" -- which it won't be -- then our emotions will be somewhat different, I...
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    On The Argus Website Tonight (20/06/07)

    Er, can you think of a better way to start an article about the Albion and its players?
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    National Service

    Every day I become more and more convinced that this would be a good idea. However, I think it would be hard to make it a chavs-only thing. I certainly wouldn't want to do it!
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    This may be a stupid question...

    Yes but it turns into HEAT and LIGHT and KINETIC energy, innert? Most of the USB devices in a catalogue I've just looked in run off twelve volts. If you plug your device into the mains using an adapter it will probably use twelve volts. It's always much quicker charging my iPod with the mains...
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    Brighton TV club thugs spark police inquiry

    Posted by: Mandy, brighton on 10:10am today I am james' sister and there's no need to bring our Dad into it, and James isn't a loser he can just be a **** sometimes just like a lot of other people, none of us are saints!!!!!! :D :D :D :D Seriously, though -- a TV company which didn't hand this...
  8. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Unfortunate Surnames...

    The late Councillor Nimrod Ping
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    Good news for commuters

    AIRPORT RAIL LINK TO IMPROVE SEASIDE SERVICE By Peter Woodman, PA Transport Correspondent Rail links to one of Britain's busiest seaside towns will improve under a new deal announced today. The number of London to Brighton express train services will double at peak times from December next...
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    Focus DIY up for sale?

    Well, Archer still had an 11.5% stake, which he's now sold for 40p in the pound. However, he had previously leveraged fuckloads of capital out of the business before it was taken over (hmm, anyone spot a pattern?) So if your only concern is not wanting to make Archer richer -- yes you can shop...
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    teddy sheringham arrested

    SHERINGHAM DENIES GIVING FALSE DETAILS By Sam Marsden and Alison Purdy, PA Former England striker Teddy Sheringham today "categorically denied" giving false details about a speeding offence, his solicitor said. Sheringham, 41, who won 51 caps for England, was arrested last month on suspicion...
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    Focus DIY up for sale?

    It's been sold for a pound! DIY CHAIN SOLD FOR #1 By Russell Lynch, PA City Staff Retailer Focus DIY was sold for #1 today to private equity firm Cerberus. Cerberus will pay off the company's #174 million debts and pay #40 million - 40p in the #1 - to bondholders of the Crewe-based company...
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    Genuine Question

    Beards.
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    Salman kin Rushdie.

    Of course, if anyone on NSC exercised his right to free speech, was threatened with death by religious nutters as a result, and was then offered NO protection by the state, there would be HELL to pay.
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    Bobby Zamora arrested

    This is an OUTRAGE. Sir Bobby should be IMMUNE from prosecution.
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    Salman kin Rushdie.

    He's written rather a lot of books that have sold very well. He's one of the country's cleverest men, arguably. What about you?
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    Arise Sir BEEFY

    Anyone else a bit COCKED OFF that the self publicist TWAT has clearly LEAKED news of his honour to the PAPERS? Is nothing SACRED any more? Well done DAVID STARKEY CBE as well.
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    State of emergency in Palestine

    Thing is, the Palestinians are so poor that they haven't got the resources to try anything really silly against Israel. So they'll just keep fighting each other until they're all dead, or all refugees. Very sad.
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    Double Clicking

    Not usually!

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