Unfortunate Surnames...

[John Dorian]

I've just been on the phone to a client by the name of Mr. Wang. The fact his surname is slang for penis made me chuckle every time I said it during the conversation. hence, in my immature state, I said it every time I finished a sentence. Also in the past, I have spoken to a Mr. German. One of the most english men I have ever had the displeasure of meeting !!! How unfortunate !!!

For those working in customer service areas, what are the most humerous surnames you have had the pleasure of witnessing ?

 

[REDLAND]

My mates dad is called Richard Burger, his wife is called Judy

 

[John Dorian]

My mates dad is called Richard Burger, his wife is called Judy

 

[Clothes Peg]

I took a credit card transaction for a "Mr F. Christmas". He bought some Glucosamine and Chrondritin capsules and some Black Cohosh for his wife.

 

[severnside gull]

I have clients - a Mr Dicks and a Mr Cocks.
Used to have a Ms Balls but she has left

I too know a Burger - unsurprisingly nicknamed Cheese.


Some years ago I did a stint on an election......on the register (surname first - christian name second) were GREEN, Fanny and BROWN, Fanny. I waited and waited for them to turn up to vote but never saw them to ask whether it was true

 

[Wozza]

Guy in our company called Randy Farmer.

 

[John Dorian]

 

[Man of Harveys]

Former colleague of mine is married to Randy Bender

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

I used to have a client called Equinox Tetrachloride

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

The late Councillor Nimrod Ping

 

[Tricky Dicky]

I took a credit card transaction for a "Mr F. Christmas". He bought some Glucosamine and Chrondritin capsules and some Black Cohosh for his wife.

I know an A.P.Christmas

 

[Les Biehn]

I worked for a bloke whose last name was Cockhead. I checked it out in the phone book and there were 3 Cockheads in the Horsham area. Isn't Richie from Horsham?

 

[Hoggy]

i have had to ask for a Mr Wayne Kerr, genuinely! i got laughed off, despite telling them I was phoning from a bank!

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

I know a few Mike Hunt's

 

[Tricky Dicky]

i have had to ask for a Mr Wayne Kerr, genuinely! i got laughed off, despite telling them I was phoning from a bank!

That was the name of an IT Agency, based I think in Littlehampton - not sure if it still exists.

 

[Superphil]

I used to deal with a Mike Hunt, and he insisted on being called Mike, not Michael.

Also, I used to have a customer called Neil Smellie. The first time I met him I was aprehensive as to whether I would crack up.It turned out that he was a huge black fella about 6'6" and probably 20 stone, looked like a heavywight boxer. So I wasn't about to start giggling. He went on to become a good customer for a number of years.

 

[dougdeep]

I blame the parents.

 

[REDLAND]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soranus_(Greek_Physician)

 

[Hampden Park]

a young lad with the surname of staines (he was a seaman RN)

 

[B.M.F]

My surname was originally Chrismas and my parents wanted to call my sister Mary, There is another Chrismas that posts on here as well.
The worst name I have seen on My banking system is Mr Shittypoo