Unfortunate Surnames...

[Staypuft]

Used to try to sell stuff to an Ivor Allcock...there was a bloke in the same office called Willie Surplus

 

[unnameable]

Jarse is an unfortunate surname if your first name is Hugh. I used to work with a girl named Catherine Sex.

 

[maffew]

used to have someone called Fanny Wanklin signing on when I worked for BA

though Rusell Sprout is a genious name