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There's still a stopped clock with the date and the time of the crash outside Old Trafford (at least there was abour five years ago when I last went there). Not sure why they're announcing it now, though. Simply to run out in the kit on the day, with an explanatory note in the programme, might...

In Britain 1) Go to your local post office 2) Find it's been closed down and turned into a Caffe Nero 3) Go home, and order something on Amazon instead

Bloody awful one way system

Not actually a Christmas song at all. But "It's Clichéd To Be Cynical At Christmas" is, and it's bloody ace.

Phil Mustard is crying into his onions.

Coughing Bob Fleming

Hope Gary Hart's loan deal hasn't soured your celebrations too much! Have a good one.

Interesting that Bournemouth were the first club to be owned by a supporters' trust. A Cherries-supporting bloke at work thinks it's all gone a bit wrong down there.

I'll be interested to see how quickly Sussex get my membership out to me, after taking the direct debit in January, which is what they've promised to do. I think it's great that they haven't put up membership costs hugely to take in admission to twenty-twenty games as well. Cricket purists like...

I've never actually bothered counting, but I'm up to 47. Disappointed it won't let me add Berwick Rangers, Albion Rovers, or Partick Thistle, though.

Not a parent but I'm going to see my girlfriend's year 2 class's peformance of "Hallelujah Rock". I'm expecting it to be nothing short of Olivieresque.

Yes, yes he is.

Carlton Palmer, meet Jeffrey Dahmer. Clive Best, meet Fred and Rose West :laugh::laugh:

I work with Iain Lee's girlfriend. She's WELL fit. But I must get downloading. I go on about this weekly, but I can also highly recommend the brilliant Baker and Kelly podcast, which is on iTunes and wippit.com.

Cut their hands off?

I used to have a relatively cheap electric shaver. It was RUBBISH, and started cutting my skin up after a while. As I dont' fancy spending £300 quid on a good one when that could buy me the best part of a bike, I would much rather have a wet shave.

I copied the reply into the "contact us" address on the estate agent's website (it's one of the bigger ones in west London), and I've just had a call from the MD! He said the agent was probably trying to show some enterprise, but went about it the wrong way. And -- probably for the first time in...

He's not asking if I would like a new flat, though. He's asking me if I can advertise his properties among my colleagues. For no money.

I've just had an email (with 500kb of photos attached) from the estate agent who organised the flat I moved into nine months ago. Is it just me, or is this laughably rude? Hello xxxxx, Hope you are doing well, sorry to bother you it's just the quick one, I'd like to ask you for a favour. I...

Who's the exception? Mr BUMMERS?