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Yes, I noticed that on the club website today. I'd sooner eat my own arse than write all those details down and send them through the unsecured post. I think the club have been a bit silly here. Oh -- and Darren, I've got a Halifax current account and debit card. A while back, when I bought...

Of course, one of the tenets of Sikhism is the tolerance of other religions. As Guru Nanak said when he started the whole thing up: "There is no Hindu; there is no Muslim. All are human beings."

Oh yeah. Whoops. It's confusing, all this.

The BBC say there has been a request by a judge in Madrid for the men to go there to answer charges. Nobody expected the Spanish extradition, eh?

WRONG. Armagh has an Anglican cathedral but no letters patent, though it is still described as a city for publicity purposes.

RIGHT. Can we sort this out once and for all. Having an Anglican cathedral does not automatically a city make. A local government area is a city if the Lord Chancellor says it is, and has had letters patent bestowed on it by the Queen. Or King. So...

I'll tap 'em up, you nod 'em in.

You can get the "exciting" bits in the news later. I personally can't be arsed, but my sister in law is Indian and has never experienced Christmas in Britain so I suppose my brother might want to expose her to the head of the Commonwealth.

Decided lack of vegetarian options here. Scrambled eggs are the future. I've only ever had a truly GREAT full English veggie breakfast in one place. A cafe in Glasgow.

West Scotland

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I might be so bored with my mum's ridiculous party games that I have a quick look. I'll then see it's full of people I don't know slagging each other off for reasons I don't understand, and I'll go and have some leftover nut roast.

Brighton scarves and bartowels tied together?

Funwall is the spawn of satan. Scrabulous is GREAT though

Depends how much say Moores has in the decision. They'd be a good team, though Graveney, who is more conservative than Adams or Moores, will probably get "National Selector". As the piece in the Telegraph says, he could be a selector and a county pro, like Mike Gatting was in the late 1990s.

Indeed. I frequently hear police loudhailers round my neck of the woods. "BLUE ON THE LEFT, BROWN ON THE RIGHT" they scream out.

Some of the stupidest, or most disturbed, people ever to call the police. Listen here: http://www.cambs.police.uk/newsappeals/news/newsitem.asp?NewsID=3705

In The Bleak JEFF-WINTER

Gifton NOEL Williams

Manchester United's last reported annual profits were £46m. Do they really need to flog a few shirts off the back of the grimmest anniversary in club history? Can't see Liverpool doing it on 15th April 2009.