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Washing, taking kids to and from school and to dance class, ironing, hoovering, cooking, walking the dogs, shovelling horse shit, I might even go grocery shopping.

Well I'm going to leave the innuendos to the rest of you now before I get in trouble. ;-) He's made no progress though and M3W4 - some handles or something are missing. I did tell him this would happen.

No, no sign of any sturdy erections as of yet. Lots of huffing and puffing though. He needs my magic touch to get it up but I am having far more fun watching him struggle.

He's lucky I am being nice. I could have been constantly reminding him that if he has listened to me he wouldn't be in this predicament. But no, as usual he thinks he knows best. :lolol: :lolol: Much banging and swaering going on now.

I'm not getting involved anymore, a few sniggers as I walk past. I fear that if I dare to comment on my husbands incompetence again World War Three could break out.

Evening! We are on Day Two of the Failed Furniture Erection here.

Eep. Mine certainly wasn't level and was definitely nothing like what a hairdresser would have done but it was 'liveable'. Is yours fixable? I cut my daughters hair when she was almost 4 and she ended up at the hairdressers getting fixed up.

About a 4. Been better. I cut my hair off while I was pregnant with my eldest daughter, it was about half way down my back and I hacked it off to just above my shoulders. It didn't look so great at first but once I got used to it it was OK.

:lolol: :lolol:

I have a selective memory and I wiped that from my brain. His goals against Manchester United are all that remain!

Breatsfeeding. I am 4 years without a visit from the red painters between breastfeeding and pregnancy.

Yeah, if you want your clothes cut into shreds and dumped on the doorstep. My husband knows better than to ask but we do the whole extended nursing thing so it's not often an issue for us.

Nope, he gave us many other horrors but the Roque Horror Show was entirely Reids doing. Venables left in the March and Roque Horror arrived on the scene in August. :nono: :nono:

The man that brought The Roque Horror Show to England. Need I say more. :nono: :nono:

You won 2-1.

He can't even get it half up ;)

We've just hit that snag, but it's the drawer handle things that are missing. Much smirking from me and he has gone to sulk with a beer upstairs. Heh.

It's even more amusing because I said why don't we buy ready made furniture and he went into his "I'm not paying someone to build it when I can do it just as well myself" Well, it all looks like a big pile of wood and nuts and bolts and not much like a wardrobe or chest of drawers. I hate to...

My husband is erecting some furniture. It is highly amusing. No time for boredom here.

I was sick this morning. I am pregnant and a sympathy puker, my daughter vomited Weetabix Mini Bites down the stairs and I puked soon after. Nice.