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[London Calling]

 

[Starry]

Evening! We are on Day Two of the Failed Furniture Erection here.

 

[Starry]

I'm not getting involved anymore, a few sniggers as I walk past. I fear that if I dare to comment on my husbands incompetence again World War Three could break out.

 

[Beach Hut]

Tell him to get the chinese instructions translated

 

[Starry]

He's lucky I am being nice. I could have been constantly reminding him that if he has listened to me he wouldn't be in this predicament. But no, as usual he thinks he knows best.

Much banging and swaering going on now.

 

[Starry]

No, no sign of any sturdy erections as of yet.

Lots of huffing and puffing though.

He needs my magic touch to get it up but I am having far more fun watching him struggle.

 

[Mellor 3 Ward 4]

Starry, when are you going back to collect the missing parts.

Believe me there will be some.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

No, no sign of any sturdy erections as of yet.

Lots of huffing and puffing though.

He needs my magic touch to get it up but I am having far more fun watching him struggle.

You sound a right tease

 

[*Gullsworth*]

No, no sign of any sturdy erections as of yet.

Lots of huffing and puffing though.

He needs my magic touch to get it up but I am having far more fun watching him struggle.

Flipping 'eck..........am i on the right forum?

 

[Starry]

She sounds absolutely FANTASTIC. I want more girls who talk like this

Well I'm going to leave the innuendos to the rest of you now before I get in trouble. ;-)

He's made no progress though and M3W4 - some handles or something are missing. I did tell him this would happen.

 

[London Calling]

iTS NOT JUST ABOUT GETTING IT UP , ITS MORE IMPORTANT TO KEEP IT UP

 

[London Calling]

iTS NOT JUST ABOUT GETTING IT UP , ITS MORE IMPORTANT TO KEEP IT UP

aCTUALLY I WAS GOING to give some insider information on Spurs and the Olympic Stadium