During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners,asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the toilet?'
Michael said, 'Just a minute, I have to go pee.'...
Evening all
Mine for tomorrow;
1.15 Sandown - Traphalgar
4.10 Sandown - City Of The Kings
4.05 Wolverhampton - Playtotheaudience
5.15 Wolverhampton - Floodlight Fantasy
Off to Sandown on Saturday. Hopefully these will help pay for a good day. Then again ......!
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, 'I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin.'
The husband replies, 'That's no big thing in this day and age.'
The wife continues, 'Yeah, I've been with one guy.'...
Evening all
Mine for tomorrow;
3.10 Beverley - Thunderstruck
7.05 Southwell - Exit Smiling
5.50 Great Leighs - New York Oscar
7.50 Great Leighs - Sarah's First
My personal favourite is this !! :jester:
Uncle Spielberg signing off
After 6 years posting usually complete and utter drivel I have decided to stop posting on NSC. I did not know whether to do a final thread but I thought I would as NSC plumbed the depth's yesterday.
The general dis repect...