O/T: Favourite chocolate bar

[Robbie G]

These are beasts...

 

[Skint Gull]

What the f*** is that!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

What the f*** is that!

Looks positively ILLEGAL!

 

[El Presidente]

The new dark Kit Kat is very moreish

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Always been partial to one of these:

Particulary nice when plonked in an ice-cream cone.

Unless you get a sarky ice-cream man. In which case the conversation is likely to go something like this:

Customer: 'Two 99's mate'

Ice Cream Man: 'A hundred and ninety eight mate. Next!'

 

[footychick]

Footchick, that's the fuuniest thing I've read for a long time. Did yopu make it up?



Have you ever been faithfull to a Mars bar?

I wish - that's to question 1 by the way

 

[El Presidente]

I wish - that's to question 1 by the way

I can only conclude from your remark that you have been UNFAITHFUL to a Mars Bar then

 

[dougdeep]

Plain choc Kit-Kat.

 

[pasty]

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name, 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said.
'I'm the one with the nuts,' he thought!
Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.

It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg.

He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.

Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring.

He was quite pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.

It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.

When he pulled out, his king size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie.

She wanted more, but he needed a Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing.

He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!

Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who apparently had Allsorts!!!

Nowhere near as good as that, but that reminds me of the fight in the biscuit tin. A bandit hit a pengiun over the head with a club and made a breakaway in a taxi.

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

Nowhere near as good as that, but that reminds me of the fight in the biscuit tin. A bandit hit a pengiun over the head with a club and made a breakaway in a taxi.

Crumbs, i'd heared that Whisper too.

 

[Legend]

Cant beat a good Mars Bar

 

[We're the Stripes]

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I treat myself to a bar of Green and Blacks once a week. Dark 70%...yum yum.

 

[Skaville]

By the best, but as discovered it in Austalia, there is only one shop in Brighton that sells it, and the import price is £1.50, but worth it everytime!!

Me too

 

[wigman]

Toffee Crisp!

 

[pasty]

HONEYCOMBTASTIC

 

[Adam Virgo's Shirt]

Kit Kat Crunchy Peanut Butter - YUMMMMMM!

or Cadburys Buttons - YUMMM!

 

[steward 433]

NONE chocolate tastes like shit


Much rather have a nice jelly dripping pork pie

 

[champion7]

you can't beat a a few chunks of bourneville dark

 

[Peppermint Tea]

The thinking man's chocolate bar...