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Just thought I would update you with my latest computer problems. I feel a bit like that guy with half a f***ed up face from Bat man as half of the computer screen is now a shade of purple and is getting increasingly darker by the second. I don't know if this is related but the keyboard, every...

Would be alright, I remember he scored when Liverpool beat Arsenal 3-2 at Highbury in a quality games a few years back. Although compared to what we could get I will grade him as a "Could do a job" player.

Fancy buying me a new computer? If not can I have 2k to buy a flamethrower as the flies are making there way upstairs.

Sorry there, I was dancing on your patch of NSC's most crude poster. :thumbsup:

Do you want to go on the list? Do you really think that I am bothered by the fact I missed the D out of Surrey's shitest town Guildford? Fair enough they have one massive ice rink there and an alright festival but apart from that?

Grimsby fan? There are enough look at me threads on here to last a life time so let me have this one. Whoever I am supposedly impersonating could you please enlighten me as I will look to follow in the footsteps of this marvelous, complete, intelligent GRIMSBY FAN. Show me who he is and I will...

Sorry that I have to clog up the board with this rant, but no other message board could take it apart from this ONE. I will begin with a list of things that have seriously fecked me off and I hope NSC can give me advice on how to fix my problems. 1. My computer. It has completely...

Err when did I say I don't want to sing? We did, 4 or 5 seasons ago until the pikeys turned up, AND we also watched the game!!! Yes it is the football, so don't feck about throwing stuff at people and be general noobs for the entirety of the game. I have sat in that block well before you anyway...

If anyone tries to argue that he is good enough for the championship, which is where we want to be, I will quite arrogantly laugh in their face. He can run about a lot and he is fine coming off the bench for 10-15 minutes but he isn't good enough. I hope I am proved wrong but I don't think he...

H block was a good place to be 4 or 5 seasons ago, some of NSC's finest graced the stand until 2 seasons ago, when what can only be described as PIKEY'S between the age of 12-14 moved in and completely turned the whole block into a joke. You can no longer expect to sit and watch the game as...

Anyway when you have all stopped bickering I would like you to consider my offer to run for REMF. I have been mulling over the possibilities of running it and feel that this would be the most appropriate charity for me to run for. I also feel that it may not be a bad thing having people off...

The main thing I want for Falmer is that we fill as many seats week in week out and I don't really care what league we are in. Obviously being in the championship may increase attendances but you could also pose this question, Would there be more bums on seats if we where in a relegation...

Look who voted for Davies :laugh:

Can't make this one as I am at the cricket yet hopefully we can secure our safety thus leading to the interesting contract talks within the next few days. The "GUS BUS" of FLAIR has been faltering the last few weeks but let's put it right against a team who may go out of existence next week.

I tell you what, if they go under again can we just chuck them into the conference and have done with them, there are 23 other clubs in the division who could potentially finish in their position and if they continually mismanage their finances then they do not deserve it.

I fear my suggestion of "Ullo John" Gotta new motor? by Alexi Sayle has fallen disappointingly by the wayside. PLEASE can it be added, how on earth would they come up with a routine for that? For those of you who haven't heard it, type it into you tube:smile:

Whatever we do needs to be the complete opposite of this season's pre-season as it evidently was catastrophically futile.

Just as Kuipers retracted his now unrepairable finger from Kerry's Bunsen burner, a man on a tricycle with a clipboard and a fat TV sales man appeared each with copies of The Big Issue and the later with a bin bag full of old television remotes.

Go on then, may as well get off my ass this year.

So 11 years after committing buggery on a DONKEY he is now charged. The poor bloody DONKEY, years of mental torture and built up anger and he finally told his story. Justice is the moral of the story hear. I also like the fact they haven't given the exact dates, just a period of 3 days for...