Disappointed by NSC Volume 2

[Sausage]

Disappointed (that is unless someone's posted it and I missed it) that NSC had no comment on this story in today's Independent. Particularly with regard to the defendant's lack of address.




http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/man-admits-having-sex-with-horse-and-donkey-1942614.html



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[Barrel of Fun]

He clearly knows where to find at least one.

 

[sam86]

Requesting he be released on bail, he said: "The defendant does not have a stable address although he says his daughter can provide an address."

Even makes his own puns

 

[alan partridge]

The defendant does not have a stable address

 

[Trufflehound]

Whinnied more of these threads.

 

[pasty]

Whinnied more of these threads.

In the mane I agree with you

 

[Easy 10]

The defendant does not have a stable address

Perhaps he has a NEEEEIGGGHHbour who could hold on to his post ?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?t=165816&highlight=pert

 

[Barry Izbak]

EE ORR to have gone to specsavers

 

[sam86]

EE ORR to have gone to specsavers

Brilliant!

 

[murraymints4brighton]

So 11 years after committing buggery on a DONKEY he is now charged. The poor bloody DONKEY, years of mental torture and built up anger and he finally told his story. Justice is the moral of the story hear.

I also like the fact they haven't given the exact dates, just a period of 3 days for each, so this was no one night stand, unless the Donkey and Horse wanted him to stay. "Away in a manger no signs of a bed, a donkey and Squires give each other head".

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Hay, let's not forget the victims in all this.

 

[Spider]

Nice to see that the authorites don't SHIRE way from coming down on these sorts of people.

 

[public school boy]

Can someone point me in the direction of the nearest Donkey or Horse please. Nothing strange about this kind of thing. After you've had fun with your sister and Mum it's time to try something different

 

[Spider]

I believe the punishment is FARM but fair.

 

[Everest]

Hay, let's not forget the victims in all this.

The children of Mile Oak?

 

[Whitterz]

I wonder if NEIGHbours alerted the authorities of his actions.?

 

[Spider]

I wonder if NEIGHbours alerted the authorities of his actions.?

If you're just going to repeat other people's puns this thread is going to be PONY!

 

[Everest]

It's a good job you don't see horses at the WITHERS.

That's quite enough of the horsey TAILS