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On the National Express, there's a jolly hostess Selling crisps and tea She'll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks For a sky-high fee Mini-Skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle Back in '63 (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size Of a...

I’d have money on Paul Ince saying something along those lines.

Just cling film the tree and lob it in the loft.

Been honoured with a triple Mac, nice.

Can play him up front as for years it’s seems we had some Blind chap playing up there.

Keep it quiet else Chelsea will be in for him..

In terms of away grounds one of the rarest must be Rushden & Diamonds and our one and only visit. The nearest ground to me and relished in being home within 10mins of a week night away game.

Just bought the missus her Christmas presents. I got her a pair of fluffy slippers and a dildo. If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go f*** herself!

Adapt this to Super Mac.

That’s where I got married at Lake Tahoe. Lovely place. Skied Heavenly the day before and day after.

God bless you Johnny, RIP

Oliver Its a wonderful Life Any war film that’s usually on.

Cant start the tractor

Probably why Villa chose it to make themselves feel at home.

Yes, apparently this is acceptable these days.

*BREAKING NEWS* A man has collapsed and in a serious condition on the London Eye, Paramedics say he’s slowly coming round…….

They should merge and become The Bigcocks

Maybe they’re just passionate about their team winning? That’s what fans do 🤷‍♂️

To any young or recent fans…. Welcome to Brighton & Hove Albion. This is what we do.