[Humour] Joke du Jour

[Insel affe]

Racialist

Not at all, my favourite racist actor is Scottish, Mel Gibson, and I love Scotland it reminds me a lot of another place I love Las Vegas, what is best about both places is that it's the only two places in the world where you can pay for sex with chips....

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Not at all, my favourite racist actor is Scottish, Mel Gibson, and I love Scotland it reminds me a lot of another place I love Las Vegas, what is best about both places is that it's the only two places in the world where you can pay for sex with chips....

Good point, well made

 

[Icy Gull]

Heseus!

You cannot be serious!!!

It made me laugh

 

[Mr Bridger]

*BREAKING NEWS*
A man has collapsed and in a serious condition on the London Eye,
Paramedics say he’s slowly coming round…….

 

[Bodian]

Truth hurts doesn't it...

On a serious note, I recently was amazed to discover copper wire was invented by two Scotsmen fighting over a penny.

I heard that they dropped the penny down a small hole, and the result was the creation of the Grand Canyon...