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OK ta. I'm sloping off from the office at 3.30 today, gives me a fighting chance of a slightly less traumatic journey to the Home of Football.

If City do the treble this season then Haaland will have nothing left to stay for. He'll need a new challenge, and should move on.

Most welcome sir. Our KO times are absolutely all over the shop this month. Everton 5.30 Arsenal 4.30 Newcastle 7.30 Southampton 2.00 City 8.00 Villa 4.30 Thats why I cherished that Saturday 3pm vs Wolves. Could easily be 5-6 months before we see another one of those.

Anyone know what time DICKS opens for an 8pm ok ?

Its the second part of an evening double-header, as BT have our game vs Everton at 5.30. Its all part of an ENTIRE festival of Bank Holiday football... 12.30 - Stockport v Hartlepool (Sky) 12.30 - Tranmere v Northampton (Sky) 15.00 - Millwall v Blackburn (Sky) 17.30 - BHA v Everton (BT) 20.00 -...

Absolutely he would. He quite patently did here, for several years. Mitoma has obviously massively softened the blow of losing him, but Trossard is a totally different type of player and would be a fit for pretty much any PL side. As a player I'd still rather have him here than not, albeit the...

If that fixture occurred next season, it would be SO huge, SO massive that it would rip an enormous hole in the time-space continuum, dragging the entire planet into a catastrophic whirling vortex over Yorkshire and into an inter-dimensional wormhole that would spit us out into a parallel...

"So Roberto, when Undav stuck it in the onion bag you must've been over the moon for him, he certainly looked like he was on cloud nine. When it comes to Thursday will you stick or twist with that lineup, or will you go back to the tried and trusted for the bread and butter ?" "mmmm" - sideways...

Sharp, quick, incisive, constantly found those little pockets of space so he was always available, and he was bouncing some lovely deft one-touch passes around the midfield to knit our moves together. It was the complete performance, I so wish that 2nd half effort had gone in and not clipped the...

A wonderful afternoon. But an absolutely textbook VAR "can't celebrate the goal" moment for the first. From my perch in the WSU looking across the box, I thought Undav was likely offside. When it went to VAR, on bitter experience, I fully expected it to be chalked off, so metaphorically sat on...

Miserablist bastards all over the shop on here, predictably. I for one feel a sense of pride in the continuation of our ancient rites and traditions. We are an OLDE country, Albion is our name from Roman times referring to the white cliffs of Dover. The Three Lions Rampant on our Royal coat of...

I know that's John Cusack, but I have NO idea as to the reference 😄

I can foresee mucho disputo around the pubs of Sussex as the plastics want City v Arsenal on. I don't envy the bar staff.

Well, depends how long you're there for. But you're NOT paying London prices for beer or scoff, so if you're there for several hours (we got there just before 12), then it's ideal. Less than a fiver a pint, numerous food outlets (my double cheeseburger and fries was £11, and was maHOOsive), plus...

well, ok, that was me. I wasn't actually the foreman but we'd been 2 days of deliberating on quite a nasty case of affray against a young man in a bar that spilled out onto the street (with CCTV footage). We were getting nowhere because the allocated foreman, a pleasant but rather gentle chap...

I got on Si at 33/1 for the whole thing when he was halfway through dismantling Sean Murphy. His long-pots are something else. He put away Milkins today, humping him 13-7 this afternoon, so dunno what odds he's at now. Logic dictates he'll be ground down by someone with experience on their...

Bloody hell. You must've done an absolute BOMB there!

Memorably a tearful Dean Wilkins even forgot about it himself in the post-match interview. "I just can't believe we lost that game 3-0" "It was 3-1 Dean. You scored"

Back to Portslade at about half ten I think. We were on a hired driveway in Harrow which was only about 10-15 mins walk from the stadium, ideal. It took an age to get through the Harrow gridlock after the game though, must've taken about an hour just to get back to the M25. But thankfully it...

Free scarf as well 👍🏼