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Would only agree for determining offside on goals.

A bunch of large cats are invading Milton on Saturday? Sounds scary. I'll put my money on the cats - providing the police don't use guns. I'll take a guess - hockey? No I don't sell anything in car parks... :drink:

Juan I'm in Burlington. Half way between Toronto & Niagara Falls.

My tree has been up & down 3 times. If it falls over one more time I will drag it outside, soak it in gasoline, and set the damn thing on fire! My wife wants me to 'return it'. Yes I can see the tree man being the type to return my money on this tree from Satan! :censored: David

My last job was for 4 1/2 years. Guy I worked with took 2 sick days a month like clockwork. We even mapped out his sick days a month in advance and had a contest to see who got them right. I was rarely off (3 days in first 4 years). Then last winter I had flu for 1 week and the next week was...

Yes Canada is a great place. But England is great also. Mom also liked a couple of Supertramp songs on her cd... Dad on the other hand just listens to Harry Secombe which drives me nuts!

Who could ban someone whos avatar is himself being beaten up by a pink teddy? You are often very entertaining! David

Made one for my mom last year - she's about 65 Lots of Rod Stewart and any music thats been on Heartbeat. She loved it. Also ABBA. David

A place in Vermont something like Man of Kent. Drank in there one night - lady at the bar kept drinking and stealing money off the bar. When she tried to stumble out she fell through the back screen door and landed on her face - then about 20 chickens used her as a bridge and walked into the...

CHEF - Wolfgang Puck 5 CELEBRITY GUESTS - David Bowie, Paul Weller, Shakira, Mike Meyers & Robin Williams BAND - Madness MAGICIAN - Penn & Teller :drink:

When I was a kid Wake up at 3:00am annoy parents until about 6:00am. Open presents Eat all Liqourice Allsorts by 11:00am - feel sick Last 5 years Get up drive 1 hour to Cambridge see family Drive 1 hour to Simco see nephew in jail Christmas service in jail (oddly very inspiring) Drive 1 hour...

A years supply of Cat Chow :p

Well i've missed it twice - so I suspect it can be missed Ok next time i'm over I will find it - how many Boots can there be? :dunce:

"St Bartholomews Church was built to the same scale as suggested in the Bible as Noah's Ark." My last two trips to Brighton I have tried without success to find this church. Where the he:censored: is it? I need dumb tourist type directions. Even the cab driver looked at me like I had 3 heads...

I shut down companies. Actually I work in IT but if I get hired somewhere you can be damn sure they will shutdown within 3 years - 5 tops!

Nose snorkellers - you know the ones who don't use a tissue to blow they just keep sucking it back in :angry: When i'm in line at the store and I wait about 10 minutes to get to the counter and the phone rings and the clerk answers it instead of dealing with me - excuse me I came down to the...

Should be going here - http://www.northstandchat.biz/index.php?s= David

Okay - so you go out of your way to watch this? :nono: Easy :nono: Easy :nono: Easy You buying the album then I take it :lolol:

I want a bottle of Scotch. Got that Santa. A bottle of Scotch. Not one of those damn airplane size bottles either. A real large bottle of Scotch. Also I want the time to drink the bottle of Scotch and no moaning from the mrs about 'you're not drinking that Scotch again! Your breath...

Easy I don't see this in Canada. So as you are a great fan of the show - what's it all about? Also this was reaching the bottom of the board. David :bounce: