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Woman in bar who did not seem to really notice me but was somewhat friendly. I decided to spill a full rye & coke on her to get her attention! She was beyond pi**ed off. However despite that we hooked up and have been somewhat happily married for 9 1/2 years!

Thursdays joke of the day A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for...

My nephew went down for 7 years for manslaughter. He got out in 5. I visited him twice a month for 5 years and met several 'murderers'. My nephew is a little shit disturber but some of the guys in there I really felt sorry for. 1 guy had a dad who used to take turns beating the crap out of...

Saw Weller last month in Toronto accoustic show. Great show. Paul was really into it. Saw him and the band about February in Toronto also. Top show, one of the best i've seen. Don't know why he came over twice this year he has not been in Toronto for about 5 years. Even if you were not a...

Would not stop anyone from killing. It's not like at the hight of your frenzy you will say 'oh well I'll just stab them in the leg so I don't get executed'. What about the drunk drivers who kill someone - you want to execute them? :nono:

Flew Air Canada to Heathrow in July. Wife got food poisoning and we had to take her bags off the plane. Went to hospital etc... Air Canada charged me $500 to re-book the seats a few days later (even with hospital letter stating what had happened). What killed me was 2 days later I was at the...

Paying 10 cents to use a public toilet. Glad those days are gone. Probably cost a buck now.

50 England 50 BHA Cheers, David