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All I feel I end up doing on a matchday is queuing for something I don't end up getting. Be it transport or catering. Its getting REALLY f*cking old.

Was just something I heard on the Guardian Football Weekly pod a few weeks ago, which I took at face value. Happy to stand corrected.

Its not designed for football fans.

So the players should be concentrating on watching the clock run down till it hits the 1 minute mark (as you can't see the seconds), then activating HOOFBALL ? Mmmkay.

Stood in the train queue at Falmer for around 25 minutes before the joyful announcement was made. So then I walked to the top of Lewes Road to get a bus - in hindsight a bad idea. The bus stops were rammed, as was every bus, each one sailed past totally full. So started walking down Lewes Road...

I hope those trespassing c*nts are found and flogged to within an inch of their pointless lives.

Currently closed around Hickstead due to a broken down horsebox, they are having to offload the horses safely. Sounds worth avoiding. You have not been charged for this information.

Quite a contrast from what he said in the run-up to the Bournemouth game in early February, after Moises had been told to stay away from the club during the rest of the window, but was brought back into the fold. “I’m very happy that Moises will stay with us until the end of the season, and I...

And talk that spurs are looking at bringing in Lukaku as a replacement. That would actually be quite funny.

"They have a unique way of playing and we didn't work it out. To be out there was demoralising. To try and defend, seeing them keep the ball. I got a yellow card, could have got another one. I never want to feel like that on a football pitch." Lovely stuff.

Given RDZ's Champions League experience with Shakhtar Donetsk, I'd have liked to have learned if there are any differences in how he prepares his team for European ties. Then I'd have asked if he was doing anything later.

Was really good to learn that the club are still holding a role open for Mwepu coaching the youngsters, if or whenever he is well enough to take it up. Other than that, mostly the usual rambling DRECK. The bloke who took about 5 minutes listing various defeats during the season, then the games...

He's currently 19TH in the all-time top goalscorer charts with 213 goals. So he has a bit of a ways to go before he reaches Jimmy Greaves with his 357. He hasn't even got past Tony Cottee yet FFS #FootballDidNotBeginIn1992

I take it this is something to do with a happy ending.

Chelsea v AFC Wimbledon FREE CAICEDO my brothers, we need him for this tie

The Pope's Exorcist Usual possession hokum, this time with Russell Crowe in the lead role as a grizzled Italian priest throwing the crucifixes and incense around. It doesn't reinvent the wheel in this genre, but its well paced with some genuinely unpleasant unsettling scenes. Crowe gives a...

On it.

Ooh. I can see my house.

Are these fabled towels likely to make an appearance in the club shop any time soon ? I'm in the market for one, as I'm going on holiday soon and want to broadcast my inner CHAV, so people on here and over there can turn their noses up in disgust.