Classic FM (I'm officially old)
TS in very small doses.
The NHS must have signed a contract to play R2 in all its waiting rooms, and at significant volume. Not ideal when your appointment time runs over by an hour and you're forced to endure crodo-style callers from Chipping Sodbury phoning in...
Just the gulag, the escape and the walk bit. Various talking heads have suggested chunks of fabrication around the story, Google is your friend/enemy, and while you're at it check Papillon too, cobbled together from various accounts, none of which actually happened to Charriere, the author of...
True! :lolol: There's more fiction in that book than on the BBC football gossip page, but like another 'true' story, Papillon, it sure is a ripping yarn.
Gags still available:
Udder (use as 'under' to hilario effect eg driving udder the influence)
Lactose intolerant (eg the copper was)
Heffer (Heffer seen anything like it, Heffer go hero etc.)
Dairy (How dairy do that to the poor cow?)