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[Other Sport] Holy Cow!!!









Chicken Run

Member Since Jul 2003
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Jul 17, 2003
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Valley of Hangleton
I saw this last night and was shocked, surely they could have corralled it (Feds are experts at this) whilst waiting for a marksman with a tranquilliser gun and far for goodness sake, it wasn’t very old either 😥
 
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Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park
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Apr 5, 2014
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Copper needs to be sacked. We are an animal loving country. Disgraceful behaviour.
So much so that the calf, if male, will be returned to farm conditions, and either shot (like half the other males are at birth) or kept in a shed until it becomes nice and succulent for veal. In our animal loving way it'll then have its throat slit.

Of course it may be fortunate enough to have to carry around oversized udders and be industrially and distressingly milked.

Not surprissed the poor cow was on the run.
 




Cheeky Monkey

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Jul 17, 2003
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Gags still available:

Udder (use as 'under' to hilario effect eg driving udder the influence)
Lactose intolerant (eg the copper was)
Heffer (Heffer seen anything like it, Heffer go hero etc.)
Dairy (How dairy do that to the poor cow?)
 










Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park
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Apr 5, 2014
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Shame on the police again

Whoever’s involved needs naming and sacking
According to police, they received reports that the cow was charging at members of the public and had damaged a car.

A Surrey police spokesperson said they tried to safely capture the cow over a number of hours and explored a number of options before hitting it with a car


We don't know the full story so cannot really comment.
 










BN9 BHA

DOCKERS
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Jul 14, 2013
22,693
Newhaven
Gags still available:

Udder (use as 'under' to hilario effect eg driving udder the influence)
Lactose intolerant (eg the copper was)
Heffer (Heffer seen anything like it, Heffer go hero etc.)
Dairy (How dairy do that to the poor cow?)
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