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Surrey police face criticism after using car to ram escaped cow
Home secretary demands ‘urgent explanation’ over ‘heavy-handed’ attempt to capture wandering animal


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He’ll be mooved on I reckon. We heifer nuff policing issues already.No need for that, the copper and whoever gave the order to do it need to be held accountable
He’ll be mooved on I reckon. We heifer nuff policing issues already.
So much so that the calf, if male, will be returned to farm conditions, and either shot (like half the other males are at birth) or kept in a shed until it becomes nice and succulent for veal. In our animal loving way it'll then have its throat slit.Copper needs to be sacked. We are an animal loving country. Disgraceful behaviour.
Spoilsport!Gags still available:
Udder (use as 'under' to hilario effect eg driving udder the influence)
Lactose intolerant (eg the copper was)
Heffer (Heffer seen anything like it, Heffer go hero etc.)
Dairy (How dairy do that to the poor cow?)
According to police, they received reports that the cow was charging at members of the public and had damaged a car.Shame on the police again
Whoever’s involved needs naming and sacking
Something something horns don't workGags still available:
Udder (use as 'under' to hilario effect eg driving udder the influence)
Lactose intolerant (eg the copper was)
Heffer (Heffer seen anything like it, Heffer go hero etc.)
Dairy (How dairy do that to the poor cow?)
Gags still available:
Udder (use as 'under' to hilario effect eg driving udder the influence)
Lactose intolerant (eg the copper was)
Heffer (Heffer seen anything like it, Heffer go hero etc.)
Dairy (How dairy do that to the poor cow?)