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Bedfordshire = Luton Town

That will be handy for some people on here. You know the ones... they don't know the ticket office phone number, don't know how to access official club websites, unable to find out train times, wipe their own arses etc etc

I know this isn't an English exam or anything like that, but there are times when using some punctuation really does make sentences easier to read :p

Surely she shouldn't have any time left for football messageboards - after she has made the dinner, done the washing, freshened up down below, stroked some kittens and done some knitting :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

My winkle is always quite frightening - well, the stench more than anything is :lolol:

He was actually top boy of the JDE (John Deere Element).

Yes - the OB were top notch. They were completely unfazed by the hail of coinage of the realm that was raining down on them and us. The other highlight of the day was when that old dear asked Fletching's oldest ASBO if he was singing the Charlie Oatway song for charity. Arhh - well I guess you...

I think I made about £4.27 during the cup game at Aldershot. The Aldershites really were very generous in their donations they threw at the Albion supporters that day.

I seem to recall that they still tried their very best to get a drink to us. I suppose it was our own fault that we couldn't catch the flying bottles.

"Yer Muma was a snow-blower" copyright Johnny Five (Short Circuit)

I don't think most of us are actually trying to offend anyone with light hearted comments about Beachy Head. The thread is mostly about what a awesome piece of our natural landscape it is. It certainly can generate very eerie feelings when visited.

I visited Beach Head last weekend with Mrs Stinkers. I had never really got very close to the edge until then, but I have to admit that as I edged closer to the sheer drop it did make my willy go a bit funny.:D When it's really windy up there as well, I reckon it would be even more frightening.

Surely you mean "Jim 'Nick Nick' Davidson - The drinkdrive funnyman"?

I wonder if you will be able to hire one to take you to football? Sure beats a limo !:clap:

Each time they showed a close up of Ronaldo last night, it made me realise how much the irritating cheating tosspot really does make my blood boil. I was never a fan of his even before the world cup, all those pointless stepovers even when no-one is anywhere near him, but since this world cup...

I can't believe there isn't room for the 1986 evocative power balled from Status Quo - In The Army Now.

Let's hope for Kerry's sake that the club sort it out before he has to 'do a Frank Worthington'.

I'm struggling to see how Hall and Oates didn't make either list.

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