At least delta hotel was getting up at a sane time to start match day threads a year ago, what happened in the interim, did he get angsty someone would pip him to the post, related insomnia began kicking in around 0315hrs on a match day morn and ever since it’s become his default waking time...
A mate arranged to meet an online date at a local Sussex battle cruiser, the woman who turned up was significantly tastier and slimmer than the woman on the profile, he didn’t question it, they had a few drinks and arranged a second date and this time the woman from the profile pics turned up...
You can guarantee that there are many unknown darts, snooker, tennis and dominoes players who are fantastic in the comfort of their own homes or in the local pub or tennis club, scoring 180s at darts, 147s at snooker etc. but who just can’t do it in front of crowds.
Pre-match I didn't think we’d come away with nothing though, because we have held our own in every game so far and this is a nuts PL season in terms of results and I think the general gutted mood on here is reflective of that somewhat elevated expectation, no matter how deluded some may call it...
You don’t have to be overweight to have a pair. My ex’s brother was the perfect ‘in shape’ physical specimen clothed, but lurking under his t-shirts was a moob-mongous saggy horror show that nothing short of surgery could probably fix.