12" scar across from east to west on my abdomen and two more about 8" each going through and around my belly button. looks like the cross of St George.
i went into argos to purchase an over 18 xbox game for my son (he was over 18) the young lady at the till asked me for ID in order for me to purchase the said game. i responded 'young lady i am fifty f@cking 8, i appreciate i do not look my age but are you serious?'. she was! i had to produce my...
to the tune of Hey Mr Christmas by Showaddywaddy (it won't catch on, but i tried)
Hey, Cucurella
We hope you'll score for fun
Hey, Cucurella
Cucurella, here he comes
Forget that you played for Getafe
And make the Amex bright
Croud is singin', bells are ringin'
Cucurella he’s alright
Forget...