[Albion] Song for Cucurella.

[Wellesley]

Would be nice to get the old Oscar Garcia/ You are my sunshine song back and updated for Cucurella.

Marc Cucarella,
He eats paella,
Flew from Espana,
To come and play.
He likes a sherry,
He's f***ing hairy,
Please don't take Cucarella away.

I thank you.

 

[Danny Wilson Said]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ISEzLP4tsA

 

[Titanic]

The little cockroach, the little cockroach,
all he wanted was to dance,
he doesn’t mind that
a leg is missing,
he would never miss the chance.

In the house nobody wants him
and they hunt him through the back door
so he goes after the music
and he’s dancing on the dance floor.

The little cockroach, the little cockroach,
all he wanted was to dance,
he doesn’t mind that
a leg is missing,
he would never miss the chance.

He won’t stay where they don’t want him,
there are better things to ask for.
Now the music seems to charm him
as he’s dancing on the dance floor.

The little cockroach, the little cockroach,
all he wanted was to dance,
he doesn’t bother
if legs are missing,
he would never miss the chance.

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

Cucurella, ella, ella, eh eh eh

 

[jackalbion]

I think to the tune of Seven Nation army, 'oh Marc Cucurella', think that's a pretty original one myself

 

[Nathan]

Posh spice is a slapper
She will go with any fella
And when shes shagging Beckham
She thinks of Cucurella

 

[AmexRuislip]

His name is Cucu Cucurella.....

 

[Simster]

Cucurella, ella, ella, eh eh eh

Let's face it, this is far more likely to take off than any effort with over 10 words.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Posh spice is a slapper
She will go with any fella
And when shes shagging Beckham
She thinks of Cucurella

The gag that keeps on giving...errr...

 

[Brok]

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

Posh spice is a slapper
She will go with any fella
And when shes shagging Beckham
She thinks of Cucurella

Close the thread - we have a winner

 

[schmunk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYX0sjP6Za8


Marc Cucurella wins a free... [KICK!]
Scores and assists; Hair's enough for everyone

 

[beefypigeon]

How about something to the tune of the Macarena?

"Heyyyyy Cucurella"


"He comes from Spain and his name's Cucurella.
Sideshow Bob hair and he loves Paella.
Plays on the left for Brighton, Cucurella.
Heyyyyy Cucurella"

 

[Is it PotG?]

 

[Hampden Park]

to the tune of Hey Mr Christmas by Showaddywaddy (it won't catch on, but i tried)

Hey, Cucurella
We hope you'll score for fun
Hey, Cucurella
Cucurella, here he comes

Forget that you played for Getafe
And make the Amex bright
Croud is singin', bells are ringin'
Cucurella he’s alright

Forget their midfield and defenders
And leave them on the floor
Don't look back, go ahead
We'll just play some more, more, more, more

Hey, Cucurella
We hope you'll score for fun
Hey, Cucurella
Cucurella, here he comes

Old folk sing in the north stand
Children sing along if they know
They've been waitin', anticipatin'
To see Cucurella go

Forget their midfield and defenders
And leave them on the floor
Don't look back, go ahead
We'll just play some more, more, more, more


Hey, Cucurella
We hope you'll have some fun
Hey, Cucurella
Cucurella, here he comes

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

When the guy runs he runs forever
Although he prefers the Spanish weather
Asked to attack or to defend
Took an oath, he'll stick it out 'til the end
Now he's running more than ever
Know he'll still have his great hair
You can stand with Marc Cucurella
You can stand with Marc Cucurella ella, ella, eh, eh, eh

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Mr Cucurella
Mr Marc Cucurella

 

[Happy Exile]

Marc the Coochie 'pon the left hand side
Marc the Coochie 'pon the left hand side
He's got the hair (give him the ball, make them jump and prance)
He's got the flair (give him the ball, make them rockin' in defence)

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

La Cucurella

Sung like this

https://open.spotify.com/track/4RCZh6SgVnbnovggyQU1OJ?si=Bko32ObCR_iOWoo_C1YdbA&dl_branch=1
(Louis Armstrong vocals start at the 1 minute mark. We should skip the intro!)

Followed by a giant 30,000 person Conga around the ground!

TNBA

TTF

 

[Pavilionaire]

How about something to the tune of the Macarena?

"Heyyyyy Cucurella"


"He comes from Spain and his name's Cucurella.
Sideshow Bob hair and he loves Paella.
Plays on the left for Brighton, Cucurella.
Heyyyyy Cucurella"

A couple of tweaks:

"He comes from Spain and his name's Cucurella
He's got curly hair and he loves Paella.
Plays on the left for Brighton, what a fella
Heyyyyy Cucurella"