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Beauty!

They have those mini poo-filled-sandwich-bag-furnace-hoovers now though eh. I bought one on amazon - yes, Bozza, via the nsc link - and the whole family leave such deposits around the district. I do my 10k steps a day tracking these bronze sausages down and turning them to semi-toxic ashes...

90210

Been a good 10 days or so of films for me. How to Have Sex was good. Immersive, and ripped with chaotic emotion as a young female sinks themselves into life on a pulsating, sex-mad cretian isle. The music and rhythm of it fluctuates unapologetically and the acting of the main girl is brilliant...

I'm hoping for a Philip Schofield comeback and for Ian Beale to marry the pregnant ghost of Pat Butcher.

Had 5 films to view at the London Film Festival, each scarring me in parts with their loveless nature, but not deeply enough. They included takes on the holocaust, paedophilia, rape, murder and other jolly subjects, but each handled with a degree of care and ambition. Today, though, i sat...

Hen

Tis surely the lack of a Caicedo in the room. I want a Baleba in the room who knows how to hover and mercilessly thrust.

If i wanted a persistent fieriness and threat of a red card, Robertson. For an attacking combination of fervour and delicacy, Estupinan. I'd rather have the latter and live without that look of gargoylish revenge that tears down a reds wing with merciless vigour. Estupinan isn't always perfect...

I think we could do with muscling up a bit in the centre against less sh*t opposition.

Mac in for pens each and every time, but the Biss did some audacious skill-manoevres that i have not seen from the toes of any other lunging tough guy. Also, he remains the best footballer in the world for chest control and redirection. His chest has never been tackled.

Closer to the XI that dicked Wolves at the Amex?

I just watched this short from the same director

And the second film i saw was Aussie horror Talk To Me. I thought this quite good until the end, where it attempted too much story and closure, when beforehand it was matter of fact, and fitting for teenagers to get high on brief possession. Mobiles filmed the moments and the secretive nature of...

Had the good fortune to notice yesterday that Smoking Causes Coughing was on down my local-ish Vue at 9am. I predicted myself to be a lone viewer, but 3 other gentlemen of the cinema decided to attend alone, and certainly chortle. If you have a taste for the absurd and imaginative i would...

Thank fluckery QOTSA are on now.

Elton should be accompanied by Vic Reeves for entirety of the performance

£309m from Chelsea?

No option for only accepting his wife back?