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Hamilton will win by miles. Although he finished 2nd he still finished above the reigning double world Champion in the same machinery. People forget that Alonso was widely tipped to be as dominate as Scuhmacher before the season started. Besides which, Damon Hill won it when he finished 2nd one...

This is a great feature for any layabouts out there. I often use this on a Tuesday morning in the summer when I'm on the Golf course. My PC, however, is churning out e-mails on an hourly basis creating the illusion that I am actually doing something. A Highly recommended feature of outlook.

It was a shame he didn't speak much. I think this was because he was a cockney which lucas thought wouldn't be too menacing. I disagree. 'Oi Obi Wan you faackin caant, I'm gonna smash your face in, Who wants it, Come on then, Lets ave it you Jedi ponce'

At Moseley we used to be able to go on the pitch at half time and attempt penalties for a pound in order to win a Rugby ball. Very enjoyable.

The Rugby world cup shows what football is missing. A players shoulder pops out, No problem, stick in back in and get him on the pitch. Was it a try? ask the Video ref, problems with discipline? Speak to the captain and get him to sort it out and give a 10 yard penalty. Fancy a pint at a club...

Sainsburys deliver the items on bread trays with everything in plastic bags as well ???

Exactly. I order online sometimes and you often get 1 item in one plastic bag. Then we get all this bollocks that supermarkets are actually aware and care about the environment with 'no plastic bag days'- Does that count towards thier online deliveries as well? I bet it doesn't.

Just out of interest, Why? Other than using the environment as an easy way for extra taxation I don't see many policies that are genuinely environemtally friendly. The Tory policy to tax planes on emmisions rather than a flat tax seems a better way to reduce pollution to me and better than...

I have a creative Zen vision M 30Gb. Very Happy with it although its not perfect. Advantages Can copy Windows media player straight to it without conversion. Drag and drop files. A piece of piss even for fuckwits. If you buy one of these (link below), you can play any video on your TV easily...

I work for an IT company. As you can imagine, there is absolutely f*** all in the way of talent and what Women there are may as well be blokes. I am impressed with my client though whose premises in central london I work at twice a week. The recruitment policy seems to be based on fit birds who...

Thought this deserved a bounce today. Pipex shares are trading at 9.25 today. This is after they have reported a 6 month loss of £8.4 million compared to profits of £838K this time last year. Looks like no dividend for Beachey.

Well Dave, you can get 2-1 on betfair that England either win or lose by less than 10.5 points. Might be worth a punt.

To avoid sounding completely like a plastic fan, do the following Blame Andy Farrell for anything that goes wrong. He looks like a fat Guy Pearce and is generally easy to spot as he is either dropping the ball or missing a tackle. Sing about Chariots. Call any player who doesn't get involved...

Up for 1/2 hour or so now if anyone is about.

If you want precious, read the extract from Graham Le Saux's autobiography in the Game in the Times today. Looks like he took all the gay chants far too seriously. As a result everyone wound him up even more about it. Someone you wouldn't want to be stuck in a lift with.

Top work. As luck would have it Betfair phoned today with a free £20 bet if I staked £20. In a gesture of blind faith I lumped £20 on this nag which has given a £327 profit on the day. Very Tidy.

Isn't the NZ 2nd String called Samoa?

I'm not going because I don't want to miss a Place in the Sun at 20:00 on C4.

The comments are priceless. Absolute quality.

Safety procedures on planes strike me as some of the strangest things that I ever have to listen to. For instance, If the plane lands on water, I won't need to know where my life jacket is. The plane will probably be in about 8 different pieces and so will I. Likewise, Why on earth do I need to...