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Well of course there is one simple thing you could do. With your education and undoubted commercial value, why not just shu the f*** up and go and be a driver - you could then earn the money you believe you deserve and also help the problem at the same time. Hey presto - two birds killed with...

And rarely do you see oversized, middle-aged men squeezing into skin tight jeans and other sartorial garments clearky made for teenagers. Whereas numerous women are under the desperate illusion that 's bit of slap' can cover many sins. Short dresses, cropped tops and high heels in particular...

True - many men do let themselves go on the hair front and it does appear in weird places the older you get. But to be fair most women are also happy to let themselves go in alter years to the point that the contents of their knickers are akin to a burst couch.

wsnt there a stabbing or something - i thought a chelsea fan was stabbed by a leciester fan in the late 70's.

Sorry - I initially read that as you are taking your 70 Aunts to the Amex........

Becuase his sack is resting on my forehead as we speak. It may be just me that looks a tool in a replica shirt. Or the abuse the missues gave me when I last wore one a few years ago. Shoving 40 and wearing that - pathetic she declared.

It's at this time of year that those older gentlemen who choose to wear replica shirts realise that not only do they look a little tragic, they smell like Lee Evans' ball sack

Being able to leave the house on time. Leaving for Forest on Friday morning at 9.30am. So on Wednesday evening I ask what she needs to be washed, dried etc so we can pack on Thursday night. No No NO NO NO No NO - we cant possible do that. Its a two night away trip to a cheap hotel in Nottingham...

I leave work in Windsor around 4.30pm this afternoon and need to know what routes are available in case of dreadful traffic to get to Lewes. I know there is always the slow 10 miles or so through the M4 / M3 to the other side of the A3 - but I understand that there are roadworks on the A23 - if...

To be fair old fruit there is quite a lot of things I would suggest you have not knowingly done. For instance, surely you don't knowingly write the most appalling, error-strewn weekly football blogs? I assume that you would not knowingly put your name publicly to the ill-conceived...

Oh good God. What a thought first thing Monday morning. Next installments from Brighton's very own Nice but Dim to look forward to. Could I suggest you take my 4-year old nephew along with you to check the copy before you post it? Perhaps you could include another gem of a quote from a fictional...

Precisely. 9 bloody games to go and 5 are at home. I simply cannot believe that people will actually think oh well we lost at Blackpool so not much point going on Tuesday. It's been a tremendous season and probably the best for me personally from an enjoyment perspective since 1988 promotion season.

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I have no axe to grind with LB - however what you post sometimes (through no fault of your own) taken as being somehow gospel - or certinaly a closer pass at the truth than one can usually get on here. There was a group of Albion fans who, during our time at Withdean in particular, became shall...

Good luck with everything. My cousin was ordained this year and takes up his first role as a parish priest in September. If you need any advice on getting through your time as a novice monk and all the work required leading up to your ordination PM me and I will put you in touch with my cousin.

i have a couple of amtes looking to become season ticket holders for the first time next season,. Advice i got yesterday for them was register on-line and create an account with a fan number etc and then contact the club.

same here. Only way I could get a pass though was to take the Missus. Leaving from work on Friday so two nights up there. Had a long think about the Blackpool one but with Nottingham so quick afterwards it was a choice. And once it was a choice it was easy.

This, this and this so much. I f***ing hate those three arsewipes. Look at their smug wanker faces and their stupid f***ing attire. What makes it worse is the f***ing mess of an audince grinning and gurning inanely. Christ help me I could savagely dismember those desparate shit stains.

what are the gay bars like?