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  1. pastafarian

    [News] Charging guests for Christmas dinner

    Family should fine her for wearing a christmas jacket with a daft elf/santa doll on the lapel.
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    [Travel] Booking protection scam/help

    Any announcement that contains ......" The train arriving on platform 2 is the Southern service to (insert station) "
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    [Politics] More than 40,000 have crossed the channel this year.

    Asylum seekers can apply for permission to work here for jobs on the shortage occupation list after 12 months if still waiting for a decision and the delay is not their fault. France has similar rules, (but after six months and if the delay is not their fault) , permission to work is temporary...
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    [TV] The Truth

    Oh come on Fishy……….:lolol: Imagine if we applied your reasoning down the pub …… “ Turn it in John………we know you think Putin is a bellend………but have you actually met him?.........no, I didn’t think so” “Ok, …….getting back to allowable discussions…….…..who wants to go first on the...
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    [TV] The Truth

    Netflix has the cast of the documentary as Prince Harry Windsor and Meghan Markle
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    [Football] Qatar bans Crusaders costumes — and their plastic swords

    someone hasnt been to Thailand
  7. pastafarian

    [Football] Qatar bans Crusaders costumes — and their plastic swords

    You can eat my God..........if you want...........entirely your choice
  8. pastafarian

    [Football] Qatar bans Crusaders costumes — and their plastic swords

    Any dietary conditions laid down by an invented imaginary God type entity is utterly f***ing stupid. Some people believe any old bullshit instructions handed to them
  9. pastafarian

    [Misc] JFK Assassination 59 years on

    Um There was no orbit of the earth at all. They simply went straight up, hid inside the secret invisible shadow object ( the one that causes a lunar eclipse) and came straight back down later when the coast was clear. The earth is flat and the moon is a projection. Do your own research on this.
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    [News] Sturgeon et al lose indyref2 court case

    Bit of a silly hypothetical you have dreamt up there considering its written in black and white in a certain EU treaty that you can indeed vote to leave...... "Any Member State may decide to withdraw from the Union in accordance with its own constitutional requirements"
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    [Misc] Eco protestors now vandalising works of art

    Its a ridiculous leap.........however, the graffiti will wash off so no damage done, right? Any relatives will only have been mildly inconvenienced whilst the cemetary was closed for cleaning. Is luzzing paint, whether through using a can or a bucket, vandalism or protest? It will wash off, so...
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    [Misc] Eco protestors now vandalising works of art

    I still see it as a selfish act. I dont see why people who go to art galleries to enjoy art may not be able to enjoy the art because someone that day has decided to throw soup over it. In the same token, if i was against religion and decided to trow soup at Mosques or over statues of Jesus being...
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    [Help] Help with possible dementia

    Its worth noting that if DWP benefits are being considered a relevant person may need to look into being an "appointee" as well as or instead of power of attorney (dependant on what you are looking to do) https://www.gov.uk/become-appointee-for-someone-claiming-benefits...
  14. pastafarian

    [Help] Help with possible dementia

    As are your local Citizens Advice office who will help you fill in the paperwork correctly. https://www.citizensadvice.org.uk/
  15. pastafarian

    [Film] Next James Bond?

    RIP Michael Fassbender
  16. pastafarian

    [Film] Next James Bond?

    Identity theft?
  17. pastafarian

    [Film] Next James Bond?

    Yep James Bond is dead. Might be a 007 spin off one day...........Amazon or Netflix series...........good first episode......rapid decline after that.
  18. pastafarian

    [Travel] Can someone explain train fares

    Try reading what was actually written instead of inventing the wording yourself

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