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  1. Knocky's Nose

    [Misc] There's life on the moon

    A pirate?
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    [Football] You’re Graham Potter

    Hemed, Bong, Locadia.
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    [Politics] Alec Scott

    Run as fast as you can! :lolol:
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    [Albion] Is it just me!

    Unless you're laughing at a firing squad. ???
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    [Albion] Potter's presence influential in latest signings

    New manager, new vision, new enthusiasm. Easy to sell to an incoming player, so yes.
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    [Albion] BBC Statistician - Brighton Squad needs "major surgery"

    When did he have this vigour you speak of? ???
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    [Other Sport] Which celebrity should slam the transfer window shut this Thursday?

    Diego Maradona, coked off his tits, to leap up and slam the window shut with his hand - pretending it was his head all along.... :wave:
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    [Football] Wayne Rooney’s Derby County

    I can see the half time team talk going well... "So, what did he mumble?' "Dunno...." All whilst the hookers and lap dancers wander round the directors box waiting for him to finish with his football thingy and get drunk... :lolol:
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    [Albion] Who would you rather sit next to at the Amex?

    Graham Potter. If I was sitting next to him that would mean I'd be his assistant and I'd simply funnel the voices and opinions from NSC into his ear. I would then take full credit for us pipping Citeh to the title, then beating Real Madrid in the Champions League final the following year...
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    [Football] The Obvious Swansea Thread

    I'm half Welsh, but sadly I'm afraid neither half gives a shit... :shrug: I'd suggest ditching all that claptrap and just become a Brighton fan. ???
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    [Albion] Betula Costata spotted near Brighton

    Wood you believe it, we're branching out into the Korean Leagues now.... *Groan*
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    [Cricket] Christmas Cards

    Did you have the Fruit Toffo down on these shores? I bloody LOVED those :love:
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    [Football] What? No Charity Shield Match Thread?

    Oh yeah... I read about that this morning in the paper, then a seagull flew past, the dog barked a bit - and other things became more important like my coffee and pain au chocolat. I can see the manager of Citeh's trophy room on the internet ordering more silver polish and tutting...
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    [Film] NSC's favourite 'surf' film?

    One more week to go, then normality will resume on here. :lolol:
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    [Misc] Gary Lineker slurred by erectile dysfunction allegations

    I took three, couldn't swallow them properly, and got a stiff neck. Do I win £5?
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    [News] Hope everyone has their thoughts and prayers ready ..........again

    Can't even be arsed with these threads any more... Have we become 'normalised' to all this? What killed all these people? Errr.... Guns. So what do we need to do? Offer our condolences and blame something else.
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    [Albion] Danny Drinkwater

    It's a Yes from me....
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    [Cricket] Christmas Cards

    Hard boiled shite. They tasted like the bottom of a pensioners handbag. If you wanted rotten teeth, a sugar rush and inoffensive breath, Pacers were the way forward punk:
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    [Albion] Romaric Yapi *** SIGNED on a ONE YEAR DEAL ***

    Is there a welcoming committee at Gatwick Airport who just usher them through passport control, then on to another flight? ???
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    [Albion] Locadia Today

    Opinion is divided, but I just don't see this alleged talent Locadia has. He just looks outclassed by everyone he comes up against. :shrug:

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