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... and 'Pause' doesn't flicker like it did on VHS :lolol:

This. I'm not greedy. It's like watching a different team now, and it's actually enjoyable. Yes, we'll get thumped a few times, yes we'll have a poor run of form - but if we stay up and play this kind of football, my Season Ticket money is bloody well spent. :albion2:

Any kind of performance from any team will end up with said highlight... It's as if his skeleton is made of iron and someone laid rows of magnets under the turf. I'd like the polarity of them to be changed just as he goes to take a shot. That would be funny, seeing him flip 15 feet into the...

Good call. :cheers:

Twitter reply made me chuckle... "He might need a few weeks off to recover from dizziness after all those rolls." :lolol:

Prawn sardine. Sounds disgusting.. I'd avoid that. :sick:

This begs the old question (and I'm playing Devil's Advocate here...) If a man broke into your home and murdered your wife and children, then tried to murder you (thought he had, but you survived..), and when you woke up to find you had lost everything in your world - would you think "I'd like...

Today's equivalent would be Man City v Norwich.... ???

I like the cut of your jib, Sir.... :hilton: Can we also bring back Mental Asylums for single mothers, and call disabled people 'Invalids'. Oh, and bring back outside toilets.

Absolutely everything in there is 'SOLD OUT'.... I'm ready to spend my money, too! :annoyed:

:sick: ... always someone who takes it too far.

I think that if a child or family member is murdered in cold blood, the whole family should be allowed in a locked room with the murderer for half an hour... Level things up and all that. Although I don't agree with capital punishment, having a hand amputated for theft seems to be working a...

... or had one? or is he a shower man.... ???

I can see it now....... : "Right, sunshine..... I'll see your Warsaw Radio Mast and raise you a "Faarg on a Magnetic Friday by The Tin Can Llama Rainclouds" ... punish: :lolol:

** HWT sits up in chair, cracks knuckles, and prepares to see off newcomer... :hilton:

Brian Blessed, just to see him in Parliament. Only a WW2 Air Raid Siren could drown him out... :lolol: Our country is currently a joke. I genuinely feel like the china shop has a dozen bulls running around it, and there's nothing I can do but watch the carnage unfold.

I was in Bournemouth today (well, Canford Cliffs) and got talking to the guy at the property about football... He immediately said he was Palace, so I bombarded him with "ooh, how do you feel about your star player wanting away - then staying?" "was selling Wan-Bissaka the right thing to do if...

Can't believe supporter services have been poor? Every single time I've dealt with them they've been genuinely brilliant... Five stars all the way. Also, I'm surprised the club are able to just turf you out of your ST seat with no consultation? Wasn't aware that was even a thing! :down: FYI...

That guy behind... His eyebrows could give Bruno's beard a run for its money :eek:

No, this is for Football - not Greyhound Racing. :hilton: