Personally, I think it's beaten by the very next track on the album...
And when they found our shadows
Grouped around the TV sets
They ran down every lead
They repeated every test
They checked out all the data on their lists
And then the alien anthropologists
Admitted they were still perplexed...
It's NOT changing the caterers that makes the service go crap! At a previous company I worked for, the standard of the food in the staff restaurant improved enormously whenever the catering contracts were coming up for renewal, and reached it's lowest standard in the middle of the contract term.
I am. I once asked if they did anything for vegetarians other than chips; anyone would have thought that I had insulted Islaam. Frosty, or what.
In fairness, another server said that they sometimes have Cheese & Onion pasties, but no-one had asked for them recently. What a surprise!
At...
... and what is the point of the blue gloves? The same gloved server handles the food and also handles the money - which has just been handled by a punter who's possibly just sneezed or coughed into his own hand.
All the gloves seem to do is protect the server from the bacteria on the cash...
I can see Andy Naylor's confusion here. As the date of the general election has been announced today, this probably wasn't a reference to Kevin Phillips the footballer, but to Kevin Phillips-Bong, the candidate who stood for the Slightly Silly Party in Luton who polled no votes at all. Not a...