Falmer Opening Ceremony ... What Do You Reckon?

[Cadiz Seagull]

As Mendoza gently falls towards the lush green hallowed turf of Falmer he will aim to land on the back of the pantomime horse made up of Richie (front) and Spielbeg (back-end).

What colour is lush green?

Has she not been well?

 

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What about the Withdean closing ceremony?

I've had 4 friends all say they'll give me a oner each if I streak, if I was pissed enough think I might just do it

 

[Johnny Fever]

An announcement over the PA system to say that Bill Archer and David Bellotti are present , buried under several tons of concrete.

 

[Vic's Stick]

I think it should be an understated dignified affair.

The lone bugler, who played "the Last Post" at the Goldstone, should be invited to play "Sussex By The Sea." And then Peter Ward and Bobby Zamora could walk onto the pitch and beat to death an eagle tethered to a post in the centre circle.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Do one chaps, we all know it'll be a cheeky speech by Knight & Bloom, Martin Perry bursting into song in the centre circle a la Phil Brown, followed by the usual out of time bouncing around by the UK's least coordinated cheerleaders, Gully's Girls.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i would like to see about 20 of my albion flair icons performing the ENTIRE 14 odd minute version of michael jacksons "thriller" IN costume

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I want a brass band rendition of this:-

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and 22,000 people singing our words.

 

[Everest]

I've had 4 friends all say they'll give me a boner each if I streak,

That's more like it

 

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Do one chaps, we all know it'll be a cheeky speech by Knight & Bloom, Martin Perry bursting into song in the centre circle a la Phil Brown, followed by the usual out of time bouncing around by the UK's least coordinated cheerleaders, Gully's Girls.

Whelp, I really really hope you are wrong. That would be the biggest let down ever. But who cares once your walking along the blue and white brick road to Falmer

 

[The Large One]

An announcement over the PA system to say that Bill Archer and David Bellotti are present , buried under several tons of concrete.

Is the correct answer.
PS dont forget Stanley.

Quite right.

'Archer and Bellotti are present, buried under several tons of Stanley.'

 

[The Large One]

I'm with The Oldman and jack Straw. I'd also like the REMF game as the first trial game.

Yes to the first bit.

Nein danke to the second.

 

[Notters]

Why put the words in the programme when there're BIG SCREENS?

I think we should just have the band then get on with the footy.

Oh, and fireworks are not permited.

 

[The Large One]

What about the Withdean closing ceremony?

I've had 4 friends all say they'll give me a oner each if I streak, if I was pissed enough think I might just do it

Buzzer's idea...

150 MegaWatt PA system pointing towards John Catt's house, with Motorhead live on stage.

 

[lighthouse]

I've heard on the grapevine that parties are being invited to tender for the opening ceremony QUOTE]

yes - 'heard it on the grapevine' is always a pleasant listen

 

[strings]

I think it should be an understated dignified affair.

The lone bugler, who played "the Last Post" at the Goldstone, should be invited to play "Sussex By The Sea." And then Peter Ward and Bobby Zamora could walk onto the pitch and beat to death an eagle tethered to a post in the centre circle.

There is something quite poignant about this.

How about the lone buglar playing "reveillie", with a full brass band playing Sussex by the Sea afterwards.

 

[KNC]

Yes yes yes. The lone bugler to start things off.
Would the 'Red Arrows' become the 'Blue & White Arrows', for one occasion.

 

[Bwian]

An announcement over the PA system to say that Bill Archer and David Bellotti are present , buried under several tons of concrete.

Make sure that the concrete is nowhere near the stadium complex. I don't want anything to do with those three scrotes anywhere near Falmer-not even their rotting, concrete covered carcases.

 

[Bwian]

All of the remaining campaign banners should be dusted off and hung around the stadium.

 

[Colossal Squid]

How about Gully's Girls take all their clothes off... and that's it?

 

[Fef]

Make sure that the concrete is nowhere near the stadium complex. I don't want anything to do with those three scrotes anywhere near Falmer-not even their rotting, concrete covered carcases.

Correct. Me neither.