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Jack is only taking bookings for Stand Up for the time being.

I was at work when I received a text that read: Stumpy Tim has got a pizza on his head It’s the closest I’ll even come to feeling like an MI6 agent receiving a coded message.

Plus he’d compete in the female category at ParkRun and consequently the administrators would remove all Fastest Times and First Finishers stats from the website - even Junior ParkRun, ffs - ruining it for everyone :rant:

Hate to think how much you lot that travelled to Rome have shelled out on travel, accommodation, subsistence and incidentals. Wouldn’t blame anyone at all for giving a trip up to Burnley a swerve and giving the debit card a chance to cool down

There’s no way we’d get planning permission for something like that.

I'll be honest, I'm not a massive fan of how you use this Board and how you engage with other posters. You're going to have to moderate it a bit or I'll do it for you. Thanks.

If I were him I’d be looking for a new club tbh.

The very last people I would have suspected of organised street robbery tbh. Just goes to show, eh? :nono:

Really? Back in 1983 the FA Cup Final was a fixture that virtually stopped the entire nation plus drew global audiences of millions. Yes, tonight is huge for us - but I don't see how a (first leg) Round of 16 game in the Europa league even remotely compares with an FA Cup Final at Wembley vs...

:lolol: I'm confident that the facility itself will be first class. Sadly, I am also confident that the catering will be out-sourced to a company that sees it as an opportunity to rinse the maximum possible return by operating a business model that relies upon under-trained, under-paid...

I'll tell you what. Most of the other mods are in Rome for the game and I'm busy with work. So whilst you may or may not have points regarding equivalance etc, nobody is really in the mood for that right now. Especially me. So if your purpose for being on this thread is to try and create a bit...

Hope Jack and any other victims are ok. Incredibly sad - but seemingly inevitable - that on the day we play one of the biggest games in our history the main focus is on the wellbeing of our supporters being targeted and stabbed in Rome. This is 100% a Roma issue and until Roma and the local...

“James - I need you!” “So does England.”

It's all in his diaries and collected letters: Wednesday 7th February 1867 Rose early; breakfasted on coddled eggs then tarried west, up, down and along the coastal path to the village of Newhaven, to verily purchase therein fresh supplies of smoke'd mackerel and crab smut. Imagine, dear...

Gonna get torn a new one, I fear. (And not just by scooter-riding Ultras with a concealed pizza wheel). 4-0

What?! And miss out on dialogue like: Bond girl: "Why, Mr Bond. You're all wet." Sean Connery: "Yesh - but my Martini's still dry..."

Yes. Which makes it even more incredible that he swept the state primaries on Super Thursday.

Get a receipt, ask them to stick it down as 'photocopying' and I'll see what I can do :thumbsup:

Don't know much about Rome tbh, but looks like there is pretty big square in the Vatican district, featuring a decent enough balcony that looks like it would take a flag or two.

That doesn’t rhyme at all. :shrug: 1/10