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I can cook properly, so almost never use the microwave. Defrosting, possibly.

Never seen the point. In over 30 years of working I have never been in a union and I have never worked anywhere that people have been in one. I can speak for myself, thank you.

Kraftwerk at The Dome. I must have been about 14, so '76 ish. My elder brother took me ... I fell asleep.

I've had this argument with Southern, why terminate a packed train at EC, just so 10 people going South can get there on time. Their response was that they need to make up time as soon as possible, otherwise there is a knock-on through the whole day. Yup, I didn't believe it either.

We aim to please and state the bleedin' obvious. I wouldn't mind Mr Attenboroughs money though.

Just to clarify, I have two cats, not two jaguars. They may think they're felines of bigger species, but they're not.

Let's face it, the internet was invented for, and i s really only used properly for pictures of cats. Anything else is just noise. That jaguar as clearly been trained, and you can train cats to do most things if you offer them food. I've never really noticed my two ever being scared of water...

You mishead. What they actually said was to vote for them to get a poxy service.

I really, really wanted to put 19-0, but copped out with a 2-1 loss

No chance, don't tarnish the memories. Put it this way, if we were to sign a striker who was nearly 35, had a bad injury history and didn't score enough, would people be happy ? I think not.

Can't see anything but a loss here, just hope we keep it below a cricket score. 1-3.

I don't quite know why, but I've gone for a win, 2-1. Absolutely nothing to tell me why that should happen, but there you go.

Not often I go against the Albion, but I fear a 2-1 loss

I've gone for a little off-the-shoulder number while I do my kidney dialysis, but I think I'll change into something more casual once I'm done. You ?

Gone for an optimistic 2-1 win. Not sure what I've based that on other than blind faith. A win would pretty much put to bed any thoughts of relegation.

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Me too, but mainly cos I thought Sharon Duce was ultra sexy at the time

Well, they don't make a profit once the billion has gone into Sepps' bank account

Certainly true at some point in the future, which will be a shame for a decent, straight forward, sensible guy. Sill, won't stop me baying for blood when it comes, unfortunately. Hope it's a way off yet.

While I wish it was otherwise, I cannot foresee a world where nukes don't exist, and while they do, we should have them. We may not be able to envisage now a scenario where we need them, the world changes quickly and it's impossible to predict world events. Imagine if we gave up ours and left...