Why Do People Keep CATS as pets

[pastafarian]

They smell
They eat all kinds of crap
Bum looks horrible
They are the Hitler of the animal kingdom.......They hate everyone
They kill/main people/other animals.including children and babies
They usually end up roadkill or fox dinner

Get a dog!

 

[gregbrighton]

Dogs are just thick and possess simple brains and are dependant on humans for resources.

Cats are independent thinkers, are able to survive if abandoned and have the ability to train humans to serve it for material and emotional needs.

 

[pastafarian]

Dogs are just thick and possess simple brains and are dependant on humans for resources.

Cats are independent thinkers, are able to survive if abandoned and have the ability to train humans to serve it for material and emotional needs.

I blame you for what is wrong with this country and Princess Diana.......i bet she had a cat or contemplated it once.

 

[n1 gull]

We have 2 dogs and a cat. The cat is the boss no question

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

 

[melias shoes]

They smell
They eat all kinds of crap
Bum looks horrible
They are the Hitler of the animal kingdom.......They hate everyone
They kill/main people/other animals.including children and babies
They usually end up roadkill or fox dinner

Get a dog!

Our cat doesn't smell
Doesn't eat crap
Bum yeah looks horrible!
Would never kill any kind of human
And probably kick the shit out of a fox!

 

[BadFish]

They smell
They eat all kinds of crap
Bum looks horrible
They are the Hitler of the animal kingdom.......They hate everyone
They kill/main people/other animals.including children and babies
They usually end up roadkill or fox dinner

Get a dog!

My cat has only killed one baby. It was no big deal we just had another.

 

[Hampster Gull]

They smell
They eat all kinds of crap
Bum looks horrible
They are the Hitler of the animal kingdom.......They hate everyone
They kill/main people/other animals.including children and babies
They usually end up roadkill or fox dinner

Get a dog!

Like Hitler, they hate everybody

Dom't agree with that, but they do have a superiority complex

 

[pastafarian]

Our cat doesn't smell
Doesn't eat crap
Bum yeah looks horrible!
Would never kill any kind of human
And probably kick the shit out of a fox!

i noticed you failed to explain why your cat ISNT like Hitler ......Nazi cat owner ?

 

[Dan Aitch]

Because they're just like us...

 

[Return of the Rev]

Good+evil!

 

[Hugh'sDad]

"Why do people keep cats"?

.....Usually because they're too neurotic to find a boyfriend, I believe.

 

[boik]

Dogs are just thick and possess simple brains and are dependant on humans for resources.

Cats are independent thinkers, are able to survive if abandoned and have the ability to train humans to serve it for material and emotional needs.

Of course dogs are thick, but not as thick as you obviously. Look around and see all of the highly-trained police cats, sniffer cats, cats for the blind and deaf, security cats. Youve only got to look at the size of their skulls to see which are more intelligent. I assume your ignorance is due to never having had a dog.

 

[BensGrandad]

IMHO cats are neither use nor ornament unless you suffer with mice.

 

[Hillian1]

I have cats because my daughters wore me down twenty years ago.

Daughters have long since gone and I still have cats.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Good+evil!

I rather have the cat than the Pug, horrible looking dog

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Legendary Billy Wright looking after the Albion mascot Tiddles at The Goldstone. He knew it was right.

 

[Worthingite]

My cat is bloody hopeless when it comes to playing hide and seek. Wouldn't be without her though,

 

[papajaff]

I love the attitude of cats. Here's a line from Jack Dee...............

If you are doing something around the house, a dog will look at you as if you are so clever.

A cat will look at you as if to say, I wouldn't do it like that!

 

[Bombadier Botty]

When I worked in the Transcaucasus and Central Asia Unit in the Foreign Office our cat mad boss actually had the unit renamed the Central Asia and Transcaucasus Section and all the compliment slips and letterheads had to be changed, something I'm sure all dog loving tax payers would have appreciated.