Why Do People Keep CATS as pets

[sydney]

Swimming in the sea by the pier today I swallowed my usual large mouthful of water. As I came out of the sea I was met by the wonderful sight of a large dog squatting at the water's edge shooting liquid shit straight into the sea as it's owner looked proudly on. Utter twats the pair of them.

and there you have it......

 

[Ninja Elephant]

My cat comes if you call her.

Well if I call her, she probably wouldn't hear you.

So did mine, without fail.

Make sure you appreciate her while she's here.