****ing hell, I bet you're fun in a 5-a-side. "Ooh, there was contact, it must be a penalty kick ".
The departure of common sense from our game, personified. Well done.
Robbie Savage - an evergreen bellend, confounds his critics by getting more of a **** every year. Stealing a living from BT. Which I am paying for. Doh!
We have 4 big players, but many more below average height. Sometimes it feels like we have half of the 7 dwarves playing up front.
Our play differs from yours in that sometimes we play the ball along the ground. We also commit less fouls and don't elbow the opposition. And what have you...
Sean Dyche on today's match, talking about us........."these are a big, physical side".
I don't think Sean does irony, so that's just pure unadulterated bollocks then.
Ref is really poor so far. Missed the push on Dunk. Allowed a corner to be retaken instead of giving the foul on Veltman. And failed to give the deserved red card for foul on Connolly. And that's all within 3 minutes.