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‘Engage reverse gear!’ ‘Reverse gear engaged!’

have you been talking to it again? ???

You’ll have to explain how ‘going with his hands’ works with a back pass? Unless I’ve been whooshed.

Any chance of a pic of your cock?

I take my kids to London quite frequently. Although they are older than yours (12 and 14), we’ve been doing it since they were a similar age to yours now. Many of the things they really enjoy about London, fortunately, are the things that are either free or relatively cheap. A picnic in St...

FFS. I had Airfix models that lasted longer than Tariq Lamptey.

Liverpool nil, Atalanta three (this means more).

Plus you might as well take off Luton (away), making it only 3 extra games

Ah, now I finally understand the meaning of a Special European Night at Anfield :goal: :goal: :goal: :wave:

Probably be a complete unknown, like Randy Swinger, from Swampsville, Louisiana

To be fair, would probably have only needed to keep him on till the Quarter Finals.

Grrr. f*** it. Just the first two. Oh, and the third one too.

No sure if it was the most recent, but the 2017 bombing of the Manchester Arena foyer at the end of the Ariana Grande concert killed 22 people and injured a further one thousand plus. Salman Abedi didn't need to enter the actual concert hall or pass any security cordons to inflict this...

If 'additional security' simply means hiring even more uninterested minimum-wage agency workers in hi-viz who spend their entire shift looking at their phones, then nothing to worry about.

Not even that. Why try to get a device into a stadium? The highest risk areas are the immediate vicinity outside stadia or on major transit / transport systems serving the stadia.

Of course, the answer to the question is that unless your daughter's fit includes a beautifully-patinated Barbour in 6oz sylkoil waxed cotton and a pair of Oliver Sweeney boots, it is significantly less drip than it may otherwise have been. (Dunno why, but my daughter just asks me for money for...

That's so 2022.

Was it this?

:lol: Genuinely, the highlight of every pre-season for me is getting disproportionately outraged by a polyester football shirt I have no intention of buying.

Not quite. Reserves won 2-0