In the event of the internet going down, @Bozza has initiated the standing procedures to transition NSC to a state of DEFCON 2.
(DEFCON 2 is the same as DEFCON 1, except The Thread full of Beautiful Ladies, Part II is printed off and laminated).
As a non-cricketerist, I have a question for those that do play. And the question is this;
One Saturday afternoon last summer, I walked past the cricket ground in my local town whilst a match was in full swing. The fielding side were wearing bright yellow 'cricket whites' whilst the batsmen...
That's a completely false narrative and implies that it was a 'media sting.'
As The Sun article from the time clearly states, "Clips filmed by onlookers show Bissouma being led from The Arch bar in handcuffs at around 2am."
There wasn't a Sun staffer photographer there.
Various clues as to why possibly isn't our new away shirt template - the most obvious one being that it doesn't look like the salvaged offcuts of 3 completely different shirts stitched together at 4.55pm on a Friday.