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Popped down to the butchers in Saffron Walden yesterday to buy either blue Manchester City sausages or red Manchester United sausages for my Cup Final day breakfast and all they had was bog-standard Lincolnshire or Cumberlands. What’s the world come to?

Fan zone cost £2m. A bespoke antique gold coat hook especially sourced by PBOBE for you cost an additional £5m

Tbf, I always enjoyed reading Swansman’s ramblings :shrug:

Hmmm. Maybe my emergency kit of 40 Lambert & Butler and a field compass needs a re-think.

Especially if you have a £5m condo in Santa Monica you could be in instead.

Ha! Wouldn’t it be something if somehow this thread had found a backdoor into the space-time continuum and automatically added attachments that foretell the future…. ??? What?

When I saw that thread on here yesterday about the FA Cup final being 41 :ohmy: years ago, I lapsed into near terminal depression.

I've heard that all the pigeons in the vicinity of RDZ's apartment block are INJURED and he's made it very clear to Brighton & Hove City Council that he expects some BETTER ones :angry:

That’s where I am. It’s one thing dressing like a teenager - but when he started behaving like one too it was time to direct him towards the exit.

They probably spent half time helping de Zerbi load his car up.

“Sacked in the morning.”

You say that like it’s a bad thing? Normally I have to eke out the close season doing some freelance Moderating on mumsnet. This summer I’ll be drinking champagne out my shoe.

:goal:

Has Tyson Fury said, “Know what I mean, ‘Arry?” yet? Bloody love it when he does that.

We’re really not, tbf.

But how many players would want to follow him? Sure, some might - if they don’t mind playing industrialised football where you are effectively a component that’s been machined to fit into rigid system. Which is ok until one of the bits breaks and then the whole machine smashes itself up.

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Massively unexpected, especially seeing as he’d put down such strong roots here by living in a serviced rental apartment for 2 years.

I think Italians just favour a tighter trouser, tbf

Best I could do at short notice. Still, it’s the thought that counts.