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The horse he rode in on is injured. Hoping to be back to light trotting by August.

Chap took a pair of shoes in there that were a wee bit too tight. Assistant: “Try them with the tongue out.” Customer: “Thill too thite.”

Well, if nothing else that would bring in a few more folk from Lewes

Where do Uckfield play home fixtures these days? Is it still Victoria Pleasure Grounds?

“Roberto? Bloke called Shane Duffy on the blower for you.”

But it’s not part of the game. It’s an unwelcome and intrusive bolt-on in just ten fixtures out of the hundreds of matches played up and down the country every week. And it’s utterly woeful, fundamentally flawed and massively unsuited to football. Just bin it. They tried it, we’ve given it 5...

I suppose the upside of a 'home' game being staged in Orlando is the possibility of getting home sooner.

What if the clutch isn't depressed but is just a bit fed up?

Should be a great day out in the Capital! Bought myself an e-ticket in the home end off TikTok for £200. (When I loaded it up, the QR code said Pizza Hut, West Kensington - All-day Buffet + bottomless drink, which initially caused me a bit of concern but luckily the guy I bought it off says...

I’ve been running 5k’s on the treadmill at the gym 3 or 4 times a week recently to break up the monotony of the rower. A few weeks ago a small group who do a 6am 5km on the road a couple of times a week convinced me to join them. Overtime, 5km gradually became 7km (they don’t tell me this before...

"Open top bus available for hire. North London area. Big discount available, owing to late customer cancellation."

When's a bus not a bus? ??? When it turns into a street.

I suppose they tried that to an extent with Ole Gunnar Solskjær? But it feels like he didn't manage to carry any weight or authority and consequently the players just took the piss out of him? I don't really mind what they do, but to me it instinctively feels like they need someone who will...

FFS. I’ve seen episodes of Holby City that feature fewer injuries than an @hans kraay fan club cricket match.

I hope the selfish **** has an absolute stinker

And now he plays as their number 9.

So essentially the same as every night in north Wales.

Hmmmm ??? We don’t think @Frutos warmed his balls before the draw, do we? What?

Next season’s away kit right there…

Haven’t been following it wagered a HUGE sum on the Netherlands. Fingers crossed!