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Effing flags would get right on my tits had I paid £360 for a ticket plus a few hundred quid for travel and other costs. I’m guessing most people have gone to see the the performers on the stage rather than someone’s flag… “Yeah - it was great to see >insert band name here< live…” :shrug:

Don't worry - six months down the line it will be like we never had an election. I'm a bit busy next Thursday. If all goes to plan I should be home by about 9.00pm and will swing by the village hall to vote, if I can find the polling card. But if I get delayed here and there, I'll just sack it...

Your appearance on this thread puts me in mind of your 'jogging' incident, when your emergency dump was inadvertently executed in full view of a passing trainload of startled passengers. Never fails to make me laugh - I may have to go and try to find it. (The original post, not the foul deposit...

Yes - and she is very accomplished House of Commons operator, but I understand that her re-election to her seat in Portsmouth is by no means a done deal. If she manages to get re-elected then I would agree that she is an equally strong prospect for next Conservative leader.

I'll take a look. My daughter has a paper round, delivering the Saffron Walden Weekly. I normally ask her to keep a couple back for me but I just use it to stuff my son's football boots when they get wet.

Yup. She can't lose really. If she wins she can have the Party leadership if she wants it, seemingly. If she loses, she's quids in, in the USA.

I know. Its a f***ing outrage :rant:

Yup, it is. This is my constituency. It was formally called 'Saffron Walden' but the latest boundary changes mean it is now called 'North West Essex.' I saw Kemi in the local Nisa the other evening, buying tomatos. She looked pretty relaxed about things tbf.

Well, some not all. Sadly, @WATFORD zero's temporary suspension of posting rights following his recent abuse of another member kicks in at 9.59pm on Election Night. I tried everything to reverse it but the 'manual over-ride' lever came off in my hand and @Bozza can't get replacement parts in...

Looking forward to seeing the Old Gits go head-to-head tonight

I was recently asked by a retailer if I would like to ‘round up’ the amount owing to make a charitable donation. I declined and asked him if he would like to do it instead. He declined also.

Update: apparently it is so he be present at the birth of his third child. Good chap :thumbsup:

Price of Football podcast and a mattress. Podcast will render you almost instantly unconscious and the mattress will break your fall.

BREAKING: Foden has temporarily left the England camp and returned to the UK for a "pressing family matter."

Hoping for a lot more for the next game with this squad. You've got to hold and give but do it at the right time. You can be slow or fast but you must get to the line. They'll always hit you and hurt you, defend and attack. There's only one way to beat them - get round the back.

Having her constituency home very nearby to me and my kids must hardly fill her day with sunshine, tbf. Probably explains why she's hardly ever here.

Ah, I missed that. I was watching The World's Most Luxurious Hotels With Ben White on Channel 5. 'Arsenal footballer, Benjamin White, spends his long summer break relaxing in some of the world's top hotels, whilst back in Europe his mates endure a doomed coach tour of Germany.' Five stars...

Barring injuries, I doubt it - especially now we’re into the knockout phase. His best chance for a run out would have been tonight had we been a few up with 10 mins left and Southgate wanted to rest a few. Ha!

What, unused?

Should imagine Dunk is already back on the coach, playing Kerplunk with Ollie Watkins.