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Should England go on and win this thing, I hope everybody is mentally prepared for the inevitability of Sir Gareth. (I'm not massively into the honours system but as a personal legacy, a Knighthood is infinitely preferable to The Sun superimposing your face on a turnip, I suppose).

Yeh - no idea why they picked Bart for this game when he played the previous one? Jason’s turn, obvs :shrug:

Steele nearly saved it tbf

Tom van Hark, Preshton Park

Trippier hiding when we lost that ball, having already f***ed up 3 times in 6 minutes. I’d haul him off already

Sorry to interrupt, but has anyone seen Sharon?

I don't really bother engaging too much with the pre, mid and post match punditry. - it's just 'on' in the background. But when it's ITV, I do get fed up of Mark Pougatch NEEDLESSLY SHOUTING at his studio guests. Just speak normally, ffs, you bellend. EDIT Plus, I don't like the way ITV seem to...

Once Estupinanto gets into the oppo's penalty box you'll be able to see both simultaneously.

Brilliant! It's on ITV!! ...said no-one. Ever. FFS.

Yes, me too.

So Spain get either England or Netherlands in the final :shrug: UEFA may as well give them the trophy now and see if they can get a refund on the stadium hire for Sunday.

If he brings the Donald to Essex, I can pretty much guarantee that the Presidential limo will get nicked before you can say ‘walk-about’ and end up for sale round the back of a flat-roofed boozer in Pitsea.

Agreed, although I quite liked his Backyard Safari tv shows. Gwapple me gwapenuts.

Agree. The irony is that Wes Streeting, Angela Raynor and even Kier Starmer are probably at far greater risk of being unseated come the next election, unless they find alternative constituencies.

Who were the fictitious candidates? I’ve seen one example of a suspected phantom candidate but they turned out to be real.

I believe @Tom Hark Preston Park was at that game, in his capacity as an undercover police officer

FFS. How have they managed to f*** things up this badly in just 4 days? Shambles.

This candidate, at least, is genuine as he’s interviewed in the Guardian article.

IF that IS the shirt, then I REALLY like it! :love:

I'll go for Option 2, just so long as your wife is okay with it.